Monday ---------------------------- Went to a strip show in Rome. It was good, but it's no Amsterdam.
Tuesday ---------------------------- Had to visit the Pope's Tomb with the other cardinals. WHAT A PAIN IN THE ASS. And I was SO hung over.
At least we didn't have to queue with the "faithful" outside. Losers! But they do pay for my hookers....
I had a LOT more fun last year when I visited the Tomb of Rick James.
Here's me, snorting some coke in his memory. Where the fuck can you score cocaine in the Vatican???
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