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Most Emailed Photos - 03/14/2005 by Kumiho
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Thursday: "This isn't what it looks like, honest!"

"Sure it wasn't Dave. Just like that hoe you had in your apartment last Saturday wasn't what it seemed like either. By the way, how much did you pay her to sleep with you?"

Two days later:
"Damn man, you really will screw anything that stands still too long won't you?"

"Uh... w-what makes you say that?"

"Come on man, look at the bugger's eyes."

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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