[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/03/2005 by Mort
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Hmm, choices, choices!

A heavenly platter indeed

I think I will have sex with the large one this week.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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