[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/11/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Bears have it easy, they don't get teased for being over weight at school like me. Nobody dares to call them names like Bulky, Fatso and Plumptious.

I want to be a bear so hard.

I thought I would turn into Yogi Bear if I ate enough picnic baskets. One day I stole a basket from some couple in the park, the food I ate with glee, but I just couldn't stomach the utensils.

Watching the HULK last week changed my whole life. I no longer want to be a bear I want to SMASH and BASH like the HULK.
Yesterday I pulled down my hulk doll's trousers and found a huge willie!

Now I want to be the HULK so hard.

(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 200 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:55Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:53Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:51Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:50Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:47Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:45Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:44Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:42Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:41Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:37Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:36Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:35Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:34Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:33Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:30Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:29Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:27Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:25Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:24Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:21Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:17Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:13Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:09Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:06Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:05Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:03Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:02Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:01Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:58Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:57Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:55Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:54Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:53Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:49Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:46Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:45Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:42Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:41Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:38Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:37Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:36Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:34Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:33Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:32Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:31Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:29Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:28Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:27Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:26Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:25Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:24Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:21Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:19Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:17Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:16Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:15Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:14Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:11Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:09Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:08Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:07Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:06Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:05Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:02Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:59Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:58Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:57Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:54Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:53Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:52Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:50Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:49Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:48Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:47Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:45Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:44Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:42Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:41Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:40Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:38Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:37Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:35Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:34Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:32Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:31Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:30Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:29Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:28Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:27Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:26Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:24Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:23Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:21Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:20Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:19Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:17Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:16Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:15Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:13Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:12Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:11Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:09Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:08Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:07Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:05Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:03Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:02Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:01Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:59Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:58Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:57Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:55Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:53Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:50Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:49Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:47Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:46Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:45Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:44Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:42Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:41Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:40Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:38Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:37Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:36Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:35Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:34Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:33Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:32Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:31Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:29Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:26Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:25Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:24Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:23Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:21Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:18Caption #-45
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:17Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:15Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:13Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:10Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:09Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:08Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:07Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:06Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:02Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:01Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:59Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:58Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:57Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:56Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:54Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:52Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:51Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:49Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:47Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:46Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:45Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:43Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:42Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:41Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:40Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:39Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:37Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:36Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:34Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:32Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:29Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:28Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:27Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:25Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:24Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:23Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:21Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:18Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:17Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:15Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:13Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:10Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:09Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:06Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:05Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:04Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:03Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:02Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:01Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:00Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:58Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:57Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:53Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:50Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:49Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:48Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:46Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:44Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:43Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:42Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:41Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:40Caption #532

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post