[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/02/2004 by Carol
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Cupid felt reckless and devil-may-care.

"Ya want lovable little animals?"
she said.
"I'll give ya lovable little animals!"

She pelted the morose, lumpen creatures with allure again and again.

"Oh, man! I can't believe the size of hard-on I got from looking at those stupid bears!"
(AFP)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 403 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:39Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:38Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:35Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:34Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:33Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:30Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:28Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:27Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:23Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:20Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:19Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:16Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:15Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:14Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:11Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:10Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:07Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:06Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:05Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:04Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:03Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:02Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:59Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:58Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:54Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:51Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:50Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:49Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:48Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:47Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:45Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:44Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:43Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:42Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:40Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:39Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:37Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:36Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:34Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:33Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:32Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:31Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:30Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:29Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:28Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:26Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:24Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:23Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:22Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:21Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:20Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:19Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:16Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:14Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:13Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:12Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:10Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:09Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:08Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:07Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:04Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:02Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:00Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:59Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:56Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:55Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:54Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:53Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:52Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:51Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:49Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:47Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:46Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:45Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:43Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:42Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:41Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:40Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:38Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:37Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:36Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:35Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:33Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:32Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:31Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:29Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:28Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:24Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:23Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:22Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:20Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:19Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:18Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:14Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:13Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:12Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:11Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:07Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:06Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:05Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:04Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:03Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:02Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:01Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:00Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:59Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:58Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:56Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:55Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:54Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:53Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:52Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:51Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:50Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:49Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:47Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:46Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:45Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:43Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:42Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:41Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:40Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:39Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:36Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:35Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:32Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:31Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:29Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:28Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:27Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:26Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:25Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:24Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:23Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:22Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:21Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:20Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:19Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:17Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:16Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:15Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:14Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:13Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:12Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:10Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:09Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:08Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:07Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:06Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:05Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:03Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:02Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:00Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:59Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:58Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:56Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:55Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:54Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:51Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:50Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:49Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:48Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:47Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:46Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:45Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:44Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:43Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:42Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:39Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:38Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:35Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:34Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:33Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:32Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:31Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:30Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:29Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:28Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:27Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:23Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:22Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:21Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:20Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:19Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:18Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:17Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:16Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:15Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:12Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:11Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:10Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:09Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:07Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:05Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:04Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:03Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:02Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:01Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:00Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:59Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:58Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:55Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:54Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:53Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:51Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:50Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:49Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:48Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:47Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:42Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:41Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:40Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:39Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:38Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:36Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:34Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:31Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:30Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:28Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:27Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:26Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:25Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:24Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:23Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:22Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:19Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:16Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:15Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:14Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:13Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:10Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:09Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:08Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:07Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:04Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:03Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:02Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:59Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:58Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:56Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:55Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:54Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:53Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:52Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:50Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:49Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:47Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:45Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:42Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:40Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:39Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:38Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:36Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:35Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:34Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:33Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:31Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:30Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:29Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:28Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:27Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:26Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:25Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:23Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:22Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:21Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:20Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:19Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:17Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:15Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:11Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:10Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:09Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:08Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:07Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:06Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:05Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:04Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:03Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:02Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:01Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:00Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:58Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:57Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:56Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:55Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:54Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:53Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:50Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:49Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:47Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:44Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:43Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:42Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:41Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:40Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:39Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:38Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:37Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:33Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:31Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:30Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:29Caption #974
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:28Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:27Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:26Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:23Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:22Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:21Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:20Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:16Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:14Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:13Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:12Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:11Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:10Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:06Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:05Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:04Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:03Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:02Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:01Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:00Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:59Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:58Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:57Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:55Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:54Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:52Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:50Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:47Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:46Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:44Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:43Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:42Caption #985
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:41Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:40Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:39Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:38Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:37Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:36Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:35Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:34Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:33Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:32Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:31Caption #-68
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:30Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:29Caption #-61
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:28Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:27Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:26Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:25Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:23Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:22Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:21Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:18Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:15Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:14Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:13Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:10Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:09Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:06Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:04Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:03Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:02Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:01Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:00Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:59Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:58Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:56Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:54Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:53Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:51Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:50Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:49Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:48Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:46Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:44Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:43Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:40Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:39Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:38Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:35Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:34Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:33Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:30Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:29Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:28Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:27Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:23Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:22Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:21Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:20Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:19Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:18Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:17Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:15Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:14Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:13Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:12Caption #565

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post