Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/04/2003

by guyPaulo

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: <

Last -->-->

Scientists have finally figured out a way to clear hardened arteries, but it involves giving up anything which might cause any part of your body to harden.

Pictured here is a life-sized reproduction of Rush Limbaugh's left ventricle. Rush plans on cutting down his cholesterol by only eating the low-fat food prepared by his prison cafeteria.

Heart attack survivor David Letterman plans to implant a small child (pictured here) who will crawl through his chest cavity, scraping out cholesterol along the way.

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 299 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:19 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:18 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:16 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:15 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:12 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:09 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:08 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:07 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:06 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:04 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:02 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:01 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:59 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:58 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:50 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:47 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:43 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:41 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:40 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:35 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:32 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:30 Caption #856

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:29 Caption #957

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:27 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:26 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:25 Caption #713

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:23 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:17 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:16 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:10 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:07 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:58 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:53 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:50 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:49 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:47 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:46 Caption #-33

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:45 Caption #926

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:41 Caption #-32

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:40 Caption #803

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:39 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:38 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:37 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:36 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:35 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:34 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:26 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:25 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:23 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:22 Caption #619

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:20 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:19 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:16 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:12 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:11 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:07 Caption #-5

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:06 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:01 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:00 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:57 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:55 Caption #864

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:51 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:50 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:45 Caption #809

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:44 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:43 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:40 Caption #851

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:34 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:31 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:30 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:26 Caption #982

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:20 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:18 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:17 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:14 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:13 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:10 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:08 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:02 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:00 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:59 Caption #797

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:55 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:54 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:53 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:52 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:33 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:32 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:31 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:29 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:28 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:26 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:25 Caption #750

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:23 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:20 Caption #469

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:15 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:14 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:13 Caption #-18

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:11 Caption #927

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:10 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:09 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:08 Caption #09

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:07 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:03 Caption #637

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:02 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:01 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:00 Caption #904

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:55 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:54 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:52 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:51 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:48 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:47 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:46 Caption #919

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:45 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:44 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:43 Caption #946

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:40 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:36 Caption #914

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:29 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:27 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:26 Caption #-7

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:25 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:24 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:23 Caption #593

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:22 Caption #932

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:17 Caption #943

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:14 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:12 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:11 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:00 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:59 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:57 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:56 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:55 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:53 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:52 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:49 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:45 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:44 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:43 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:41 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:37 Caption #879

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:35 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:33 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:30 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:29 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:28 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:27 Caption #969

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:26 Caption #765

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:25 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:22 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:21 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:20 Caption #637

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:16 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:13 Caption #981

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:12 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:11 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:08 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:04 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:03 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:02 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:50 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:49 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:47 Caption #866

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:46 Caption #919

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:45 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:40 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:39 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:34 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:32 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:31 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:30 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:27 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:21 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:19 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:17 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:15 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:14 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:10 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:05 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:04 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:02 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:00 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:59 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:55 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:52 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:51 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:50 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:49 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:48 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:47 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:46 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:44 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:43 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:42 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:41 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:40 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:39 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:38 Caption #743

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:37 Caption #-7

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:36 Caption #899

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:35 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:34 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:33 Caption #864

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:30 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:29 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:28 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:27 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:22 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:20 Caption #910

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:19 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:15 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:14 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:10 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:09 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:08 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:07 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:06 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:05 Caption #-20

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:04 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:03 Caption #-14

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:02 Caption #798

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:01 Caption #-24

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:00 Caption #-50

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:59 Caption #-6

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:58 Caption #-17

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:57 Caption #-33

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:56 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:55 Caption #-14

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:54 Caption #-42

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:53 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:52 Caption #-26

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:51 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:50 Caption #946

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:49 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:48 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:47 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:45 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:43 Caption #910

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:40 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:32 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:31 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:30 Caption #853

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:29 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:28 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:26 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:25 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:24 Caption #817

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:23 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:22 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:21 Caption #951

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:20 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:19 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:18 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:17 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:16 Caption #831

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:15 Caption #956

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:14 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:13 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:12 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:11 Caption #317

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:10 Caption #857

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:09 Caption #950

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:08 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:07 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:06 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:05 Caption #868

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:04 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:59 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:58 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:57 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:56 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:46 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:45 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:44 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:43 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:42 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:41 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:40 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:39 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:38 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:37 Caption #816

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:36 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:35 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:34 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:32 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:31 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:30 Caption #871

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:29 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:28 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:27 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:26 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:25 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:24 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:23 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:22 Caption #894

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:21 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:20 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:19 Caption #10

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post