[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/15/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I grabbed the little bastard and squeezed with all my might. Big fans of liquified brain matter shot out of his ears as the life was crushed from his body!

The other animals at the NYC zoo panicked. Sensing their own inevitable doom at my evil hand, some young ones began franticlly humping anything they could in a desperate attempt to procreate before their death.

But other, more crafty beasts used their natural camoflauge to blend in perfectly with their environment, becoming invisible to the naked eye.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 291 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:44Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:42Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:41Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:37Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:36Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:35Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:34Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:33Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:32Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:27Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:25Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:24Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:22Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:20Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:16Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:15Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:14Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:13Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:12Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:08Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:04Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:00Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:59Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:58Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:56Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:55Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:54Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:52Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:48Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:47Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:44Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:42Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:41Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:40Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:39Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:36Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:35Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:33Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:32Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:31Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:28Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:27Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:26Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:25Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:24Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:19Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:16Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:15Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:12Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:10Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:08Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:04Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:03Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:59Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:57Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:56Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:52Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:44Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:42Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:41Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:40Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:39Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:38Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:37Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:36Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:35Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:34Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:33Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:30Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:28Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:26Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:25Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:24Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:23Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:22Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:21Caption #-63
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:20Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:19Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:18Caption #-50
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:15Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:14Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:13Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:12Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:11Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:10Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:09Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:08Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:06Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:03Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:02Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:01Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:00Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:59Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:58Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:57Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:56Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:55Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:54Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:53Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:52Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:51Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:50Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:49Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:48Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:47Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:46Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:45Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:44Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:43Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:42Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:41Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:40Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:39Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:38Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:37Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:36Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:35Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:20Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:18Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:12Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:09Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:03Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:00Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:58Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:56Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:55Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:54Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:53Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:52Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:51Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:50Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:49Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:48Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:46Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:45Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:43Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:42Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:41Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:34Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:32Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:31Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:26Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:23Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:22Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:21Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:20Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:19Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:18Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:17Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:16Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:15Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:14Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:13Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:12Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:11Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:10Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:09Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:08Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:07Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:06Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:05Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:04Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:03Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:02Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:01Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:00Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:59Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:58Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:57Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:56Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:55Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:54Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:53Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:52Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:51Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:50Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:45Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:41Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:40Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:39Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:36Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:35Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:31Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:30Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:27Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:25Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:24Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:23Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:21Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:20Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:19Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:18Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:17Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:16Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:15Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:14Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:13Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:11Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:08Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:07Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:06Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:03Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:02Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:01Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:00Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:59Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:58Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:57Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:56Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:55Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:51Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:48Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:46Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:41Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:40Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:39Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:38Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:37Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:36Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:35Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:34Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:31Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:28Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:27Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:26Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:25Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:24Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:23Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:22Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:21Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:20Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:17Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:16Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:13Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:12Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:11Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:10Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:09Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:08Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:07Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:06Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:56Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:55Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:54Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:53Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:52Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:51Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:50Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:49Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:47Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:44Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:32Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:31Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:26Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:17Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:08Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:06Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:05Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:59Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:55Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:48Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:47Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:44Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:42Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:38Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:36Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:26Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:12Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:11Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:47Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:45Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:39Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:37Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:30Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:26Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:24Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:12Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:11Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:09Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:07Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:06Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:02Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:01Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:57Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:56Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:53Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:52Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:51Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:47Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:46Caption #758

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post