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Most Emailed Photos - SHEEP DAY - 04/28/2004

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I was fortunate to escape from the battleground with my life.

Unfortunately, I left something behind. I lived for years in misery as a quadruple amputee, pondering suicide...

Finally, I was approached by a noble foundation that asked for my help.

Sure, they put me on display, but they also helped me regain my pride.

BAN LANDMINES NOW AND FOREVER!

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<obtuse> TEH MOER YUO KNOE!!!1
<3Suns> Somehow, watching a quadruple amputee attempt suicide seems like it would be morbidly funny.

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