In an effort to clamp down on explosive diarrhea references, Mort encouraged me to flirt with guyPaulo.
I pretended to be a gorgeous buxom blonde to divert guy's attention and it seemed to be working, until ...
... my husband Roger posted this picture of he and I in our home town. Now guy knows that I am just an ordinary monkie.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description
The challenge was to take the top 3
most
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.