[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/04/2003 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Scientists have finally figured out a way to clear hardened arteries, but it involves giving up anything which might cause any part of your body to harden.

Pictured here is a life-sized reproduction of Rush Limbaugh's left ventricle. Rush plans on cutting down his cholesterol by only eating the low-fat food prepared by his prison cafeteria.

Heart attack survivor David Letterman plans to implant a small child (pictured here) who will crawl through his chest cavity, scraping out cholesterol along the way.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 118 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:26Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:25Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:24Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:23Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:22Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:21Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:20Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:19Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:18Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:17Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:16Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:15Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:14Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:13Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:12Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:11Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:10Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:09Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:08Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:07Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:06Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:04Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:03Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:02Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:01Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:00Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:59Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:58Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:57Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:55Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:54Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:53Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:52Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:51Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:50Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:49Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:48Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:47Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:46Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:45Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:44Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:43Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:42Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:41Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:40Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:39Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:38Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:37Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:36Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:35Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:34Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:33Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:32Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:31Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:30Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:29Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:28Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:27Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:26Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:25Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:24Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:22Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:21Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:20Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:19Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:18Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:17Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:16Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:15Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:14Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:13Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:12Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:11Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:10Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:09Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:08Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:07Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:04Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:03Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:02Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:01Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:00Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:59Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:58Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:57Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:56Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:55Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:54Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:53Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:52Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:51Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:50Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:49Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:48Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:47Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:46Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:45Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:45Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:43Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:42Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:41Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:40Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:39Caption #-60
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:38Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:37Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:36Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:35Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:34Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:33Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:32Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:31Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:30Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:29Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:28Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:27Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:26Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:25Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:24Caption #770

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post