[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/04/2003 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Scientists have finally figured out a way to clear hardened arteries, but it involves giving up anything which might cause any part of your body to harden.

Pictured here is a life-sized reproduction of Rush Limbaugh's left ventricle. Rush plans on cutting down his cholesterol by only eating the low-fat food prepared by his prison cafeteria.

Heart attack survivor David Letterman plans to implant a small child (pictured here) who will crawl through his chest cavity, scraping out cholesterol along the way.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 200 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:11Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:08Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:05Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:00Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:59Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:57Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:56Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:53Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:51Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:46Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:45Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:43Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:42Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:41Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:39Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:36Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:32Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:30Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:27Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:26Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:24Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:22Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:21Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:17Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:13Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:12Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:11Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:09Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:04Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:03Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:02Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:00Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:59Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:56Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:55Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:52Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:50Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:46Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:42Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:37Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:35Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:32Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:31Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:29Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:25Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:23Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:22Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:21Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:20Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:19Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:17Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:16Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:13Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:12Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:09Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:07Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:06Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:05Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:04Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:03Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:02Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:00Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:58Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:57Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:56Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:55Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:54Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:52Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:51Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:50Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:49Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:48Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:45Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:44Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:43Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:42Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:39Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:38Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:37Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:36Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:35Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:34Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:33Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:32Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:30Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:29Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:28Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:27Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:26Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:25Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:24Caption #990
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:23Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:21Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:20Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:18Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:17Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:10Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:08Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:06Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:04Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:03Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:02Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:00Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:57Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:56Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:52Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:50Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:49Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:48Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:47Caption #-68
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:45Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:41Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:40Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:38Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:37Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:32Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:29Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:28Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:28Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:26Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:25Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:24Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:23Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:21Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:20Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:19Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:18Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:17Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:16Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:15Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:14Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:13Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:10Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:08Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:05Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:02Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:01Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:00Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:58Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:57Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:56Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:55Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:53Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:52Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:51Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:49Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:48Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:46Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:44Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:43Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:42Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:41Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:40Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:39Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:38Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:36Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:35Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:33Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:32Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:31Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:29Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:28Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:27Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:26Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:25Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:22Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:21Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:20Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:19Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:18Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:17Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:16Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:15Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:14Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:13Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:12Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:11Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:07Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:06Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:05Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:04Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:03Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:02Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:01Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:00Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:58Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:57Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:56Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:55Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:52Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:51Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:48Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:47Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:45Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:44Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:43Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:42Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:41Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:37Caption #117

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post