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Most Emailed Photos - 08/15/2004 by Mort
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I thought leering at a blind girl would be safe, but she caught me and punished me with her sight stick.

Maybe she could feel my eyes goggling her rear,

or perhaps it was my nervous flatulence.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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