| |  Like, oh my god! My valley girl friends said that being a porn star would be as good as I could do.
 
 Whatever, as if!
 I am so gonna be the next Governor of California.
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 | |  Oh my god! I would so totally pass a law so that I could own, like, the cutest baby tiger.
 
 I totally acted with a tiger in 'Booty n Beasty 14'. Oh my god, so cool!
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 | |  Like, it's all about being naked in office... just like in that porn film,
 'Sucking Uncle Sam 12'
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