[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/27/2004 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

"(ahem)...'So, get out there Spongebob and make sure you sell a whole mess o' them crabby patties...'"

"Baby, I know you are not in that bathroom playing Spongebob again. Ain't I give you enough to play with out here?"

I have chosen to represent the silence that followed by an outside shot of ducks walking across the yard.
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 231 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:20Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:19Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:18Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:17Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:16Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:15Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:14Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:13Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:12Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:11Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:07Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:02Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:59Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:57Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:54Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:51Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:50Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:49Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:48Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:47Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:46Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:45Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:44Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:43Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:42Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:41Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:38Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:37Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:36Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:35Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:34Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:33Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:32Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:31Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:30Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:29Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:26Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:24Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:22Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:19Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:16Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:15Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:14Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:13Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:12Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:11Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:10Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:09Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:08Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:07Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:06Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:04Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:03Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:02Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:01Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:00Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:59Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:58Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:57Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:56Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:54Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:53Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:52Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:50Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:49Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:44Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:42Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:40Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:39Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:38Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:37Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:36Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:30Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:29Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:25Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:24Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:23Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:22Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:21Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:21Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:16Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:15Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:11Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:10Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:09Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:07Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:06Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:05Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:50Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:26Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:25Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:24Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:23Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:21Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:20Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:19Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:11Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:09Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:08Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:07Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:03Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:50Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:48Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:47Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:46Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:35Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:34Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:27Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:20Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:19Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:16Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:12Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:08Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:07Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:39Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:38Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:34Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:33Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:32Caption #978
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:29Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:27Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:22Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:19Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:11Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:09Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:08Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:07Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:06Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:54Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:53Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:51Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:48Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:47Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:45Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:41Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:38Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:36Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:34Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:33Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:27Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:10Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:08Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:07Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:54Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:52Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:48Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:47Caption #977
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:36Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:33Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:32Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:30Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:26Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:24Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:23Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:22Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:00Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:58Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:57Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:56Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:49Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:43Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:37Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:34Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:30Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:29Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:28Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:21Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:13Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:12Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:06Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:04Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:02Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:01Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:58Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:56Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:55Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:54Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:52Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:50Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:49Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:47Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:46Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:44Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:42Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:40Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:37Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:36Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:34Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:31Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:30Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:29Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:26Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:25Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:21Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:20Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:17Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:16Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:14Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:13Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:12Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:11Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:10Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:09Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:06Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:05Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:59Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:58Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:57Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:53Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:51Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:50Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:48Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:46Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:45Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:44Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:39Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:38Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:35Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:34Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:32Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:30Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:29Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:28Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:27Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:25Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:24Caption #143

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 10 comments for this caption.

<yoyology> My god, it's High Art! It's Truffaut! It's Cocteau!

Oh, no, wait. It's just silly.

<yoyology> Okay, I have to ask. Can you use "apple juice" as a verb in a sentence? I'm curious to know if it is merely scatalogical, or if there's some other meaning.
<apple juice is a verb> You were right the first time. This is one of the scenes deleted from the feature version of Bergman's 'Scenes From A Marriage'.
<apple juice is a verb> In the Judaica section of many bookstores I have seen a volume called "God is a Verb." I have a fondness for apple juice and mysticism (mysticism as it develops within established religions), so my name is merely a synthesis of these two things that ultimately reflects my fondness for seemingly absurd and illogical things.
<apple juice is a verb> There's no scatalogical meaning, by the way. "Apple Juice" isn't a euphemism for masturbation, hot butt-sex, urine, or anything else.
<Carol> I really like the 3rd caption. And the name explanation!
<3Suns> Yes, but "crabby patties" certainly does have a scatological meaning. If you've been eating alot of seafood, that is.
<ElvisThePelvis> This hits too close to home...
<Roger Mexico> Those damn ducks are apple juicing it down to the frozen pond for a game of ice-pucky.
<mypalmike> I'll apple juice that notion.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post