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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/27/2004 by apple juice is a verb
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"(ahem)...'So, get out there Spongebob and make sure you sell a whole mess o' them crabby patties...'"

"Baby, I know you are not in that bathroom playing Spongebob again. Ain't I give you enough to play with out here?"

I have chosen to represent the silence that followed by an outside shot of ducks walking across the yard.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<yoyology> My god, it's High Art! It's Truffaut! It's Cocteau!

Oh, no, wait. It's just silly.

<yoyology> Okay, I have to ask. Can you use "apple juice" as a verb in a sentence? I'm curious to know if it is merely scatalogical, or if there's some other meaning.
<apple juice is a verb> You were right the first time. This is one of the scenes deleted from the feature version of Bergman's 'Scenes From A Marriage'.
<apple juice is a verb> In the Judaica section of many bookstores I have seen a volume called "God is a Verb." I have a fondness for apple juice and mysticism (mysticism as it develops within established religions), so my name is merely a synthesis of these two things that ultimately reflects my fondness for seemingly absurd and illogical things.
<apple juice is a verb> There's no scatalogical meaning, by the way. "Apple Juice" isn't a euphemism for masturbation, hot butt-sex, urine, or anything else.
<Carol> I really like the 3rd caption. And the name explanation!
<3Suns> Yes, but "crabby patties" certainly does have a scatological meaning. If you've been eating alot of seafood, that is.
<ElvisThePelvis> This hits too close to home...
<Roger Mexico> Those damn ducks are apple juicing it down to the frozen pond for a game of ice-pucky.
<mypalmike> I'll apple juice that notion.

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