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Most Emailed Photos - 04/11/2005 by Luminaire
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Oh, man. Last night I smoked the biggest rock you ever saw,

and drank like fifteen of those novelty Mardi Gras yard glasses full of tequila or some shit.

And when I woke up this morning, I had to take the worst dump.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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