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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/23/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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My life was floundering until I struck upon an idea that made me the most powerful man in the world.

I became the Human Vibrator!

Now women all over the world are drawn to me begging me to satisfy them as no other man can.

HMMMMMMMHMMMMHMMMMMMMMMMM, I would scream as I plunged into their womanhood.

World leaders at first tried to outlaw me, until I gave them each a case of good vibrations of the anus.

Secretly I wished that more world leaders were women.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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