[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/03/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Hehe, well it's kind of funny story why I am blind. You see...

god appeared on earth last week and confirmed a few things.

One, he confirmed that mastrubation will make you go blind. So I am blind, which is understandable since you guys know my wife.

But the big shocker was the new 11th commandment.

"Thou shalt have more sex if thou drivest a BMW."

Man with all my prayer and holiness you'd of thought god would have clued me in to that one...

(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 281 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:29Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:28Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:27Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:26Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:25Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:24Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:23Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:22Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:19Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:17Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:15Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:11Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:09Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:06Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:05Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:04Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:03Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:00Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:59Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:57Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:56Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:55Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:54Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:52Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:51Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:49Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:47Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:44Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:42Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:41Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:40Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:39Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:38Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:37Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:36Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:35Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:34Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:32Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:31Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:30Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:29Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:28Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:27Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:26Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:25Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:23Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:22Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:21Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:20Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:19Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:18Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:17Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:15Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:14Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:13Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:12Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:11Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:10Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:09Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:08Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:07Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:06Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:05Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:04Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:03Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:59Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:58Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:57Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:56Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:55Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:53Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:52Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:51Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:50Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:49Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:48Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:47Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:45Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:44Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:43Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:41Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:40Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:39Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:39Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:37Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:36Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:35Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:34Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:33Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:31Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:30Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:29Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:28Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:27Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:26Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:25Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:24Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:23Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:22Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:21Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:19Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:18Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:17Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:16Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:15Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:14Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:12Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:11Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:10Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:09Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:08Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:07Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:06Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:05Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:04Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:03Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:02Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:00Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:59Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:57Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:56Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:51Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:50Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:48Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:47Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:46Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:45Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:43Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:42Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:41Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:39Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:37Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:36Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:35Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:33Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:28Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:25Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:24Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:23Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:22Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:19Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:18Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:16Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:15Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:11Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:09Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:07Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:05Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:03Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:02Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:01Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:59Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:57Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:56Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:55Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:52Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:49Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:45Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:44Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:43Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:42Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:41Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:40Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:38Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:35Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:34Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:33Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:32Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:31Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:30Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:29Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:27Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:24Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:23Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:20Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:19Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:18Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:17Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:16Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:15Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:14Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:13Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:05Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:04Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:01Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:59Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:58Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:57Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:54Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:49Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:48Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:46Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:45Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:44Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:39Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:37Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:36Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:33Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:32Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:31Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:30Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:29Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:28Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:27Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:25Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:24Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:22Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:15Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:14Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:13Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:08Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:04Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:02Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:01Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:54Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:53Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:52Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:51Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:49Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:47Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:43Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:42Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:39Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:38Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:37Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:34Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:32Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:31Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:27Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:22Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:20Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:19Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:16Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:15Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:11Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:10Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:07Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:02Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:58Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:54Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:53Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:52Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:52Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:50Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:50Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:49Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:48Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:46Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:45Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:44Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:43Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:38Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:35Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:32Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:28Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:27Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:26Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:24Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:23Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:19Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:15Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:14Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:13Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:11Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:09Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:08Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:07Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:06Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:05Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:04Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:02Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:01Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:00Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:59Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:58Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:57Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:56Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:55Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:54Caption #891

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post