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Most Emailed Photos - 05/03/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Hehe, well it's kind of funny story why I am blind. You see...

god appeared on earth last week and confirmed a few things.

One, he confirmed that mastrubation will make you go blind. So I am blind, which is understandable since you guys know my wife.

But the big shocker was the new 11th commandment.

"Thou shalt have more sex if thou drivest a BMW."

Man with all my prayer and holiness you'd of thought god would have clued me in to that one...

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