Due to changes in accounting rules, Microsoft announced today they are no longer offering stock options to employees. Instead, valued employees will get the chance to recieve their choice of a free cat... |
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...or three tiny puppies. |
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Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer said he chose the the three tiny puppies, which he then proceeded to cook and eat. "They tasted great", said Ballmer, "unlike stock options, which are no fun to eat at all". |
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