[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/08/2006 by Lauren
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When I woke up this morning, my brain was a bit fuzzy and I had fur on my tongue, but still, I was filled with anticipation.

I stumbled to my computer and waited for what seemed like aeons for my browser to connect.When, finally, my favorite site flashed on the screen, it was so painful, I saw stars.

[sobbing]Wahhaaaa! Same three pix on MEP and no relief in sight.

My guess is that Mort has either been doing too many drugs or has been having way too much sex.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<reddman> Can you have way too much sex? I wouldn't know....

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