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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/16/2004 by obtuse
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Mort took a deep breath and prepared to announce the winner of this week's Guest Day.

Who would be the Grand Poobah of Captioneering?

Would he give the award to the clearly superior entries by the male population...

...or had Mort stooped so low as to accept the lewd favors offered by the female captioners?
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<obtuse> *gasp*
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<Kumiho> =P
<Mort> You know it was a very close choice between Lauren and guyPaulo, but guyPaulo's favours were twice as lewd.

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