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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/27/2004 by Carol
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guyPaulo:

"I won't let you do it, Lauren! I'm taking away your Ronco E-Z Butt-Remove-O-Matic™."

Lauren:

"But look at how far it sticks out. It's hideous!"

Remaining Caption Monk... er... Duckies:

"Hmm... we can't really properly judge, with it all covered up like that..."

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 8 comments for this caption.

<Carol> Sorry.
<yoyology> It's true. A truly objective hiney rating requires full rear nudity.
<Lauren> Wow, I am honored that you chose me for caption fodder, Carol. I only wish I had a spectacular butt like that...
<guyPaulo> This is great in that it IS a relfection of the monkies. I'm also glad that Lauren seems to be learning to appreciate the robust booty as well.
<Lauren> That booty is not robust... it's just perfect!
<guyPaulo> Well, the booty must match the person. That one is definitely a high maintenance booty.
<mypalmike> Ronco has some amazing products.
<Lauren> But Ron Poppiel is starting to look like the Joker from the first Batman movie. Can't he come up with something to fix that?

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