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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/27/2004 by Carol
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guyPaulo:

"I won't let you do it, Lauren! I'm taking away your Ronco E-Z Butt-Remove-O-Matic™."


Lauren:

"But look at how far it sticks out. It's hideous!"


Remaining Caption Monk... er... Duckies:

"Hmm... we can't really properly judge, with it all covered up like that..."

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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There are 8 comments for this caption.

<Carol> Sorry.
<yoyology> It's true. A truly objective hiney rating requires full rear nudity.
<Lauren> Wow, I am honored that you chose me for caption fodder, Carol. I only wish I had a spectacular butt like that...
<guyPaulo> This is great in that it IS a relfection of the monkies. I'm also glad that Lauren seems to be learning to appreciate the robust booty as well.
<Lauren> That booty is not robust... it's just perfect!
<guyPaulo> Well, the booty must match the person. That one is definitely a high maintenance booty.
<mypalmike> Ronco has some amazing products.
<Lauren> But Ron Poppiel is starting to look like the Joker from the first Batman movie. Can't he come up with something to fix that?

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