[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/26/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Just my luck, reincarnated again.

I know I should be doing something to the girls, but all I feel like doing is humping their legs.

Serves me right, stuck in a body that wants to sniff butts.

- Joseph Stalin (deceased)
(Reuters)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 374 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:23Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:22Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:19Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:18Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:16Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:14Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:12Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:11Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:08Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:07Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:06Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:04Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:02Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:01Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:00Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:58Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:57Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:56Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:54Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:53Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:52Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:51Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:50Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:49Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:46Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:45Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:43Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:42Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:41Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:38Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:37Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:35Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:33Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:30Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:26Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:25Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:22Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:21Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:18Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:17Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:14Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:12Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:11Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:10Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:07Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:06Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:05Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:04Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:02Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:00Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:58Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:56Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:55Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:54Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:52Caption #-58
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:51Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:50Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:47Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:46Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:44Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:43Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:40Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:39Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:38Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:36Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:35Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:34Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:32Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:30Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:28Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:27Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:26Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:25Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:24Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:22Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:20Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:18Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:17Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:16Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:15Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:14Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:12Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:11Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:09Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:07Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:06Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:05Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:03Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:02Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:01Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:00Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:59Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:58Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:57Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:56Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:54Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:53Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:52Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:50Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:49Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:47Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:46Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:43Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:42Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:39Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:38Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:34Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:33Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:31Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:30Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:27Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:26Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:22Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:21Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:20Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:19Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:18Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:16Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:15Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:14Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:11Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:10Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:09Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:07Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:06Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:05Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:03Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:02Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:59Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:58Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:57Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:56Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:55Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:54Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:52Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:51Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:50Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:48Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:47Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:46Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:44Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:42Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:40Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:39Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:38Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:36Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:34Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:33Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:31Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:30Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:29Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:28Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:27Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:25Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:23Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:22Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:21Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:20Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:19Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:17Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:14Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:13Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:10Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:07Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:06Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:05Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:03Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:02Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:01Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:00Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:59Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:58Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:57Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:56Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:54Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:50Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:49Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:47Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:46Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:45Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:44Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:43Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:42Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:39Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:38Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:35Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:33Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:31Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:30Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:28Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:25Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:24Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:23Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:22Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:20Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:18Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:17Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:16Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:13Caption #985
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:12Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:11Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:10Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:09Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:08Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:07Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:06Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:05Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:03Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:01Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:59Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:58Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:57Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:56Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:55Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:53Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:52Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:50Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:49Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:46Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:45Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:42Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:38Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:34Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:33Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:30Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:29Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:26Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:25Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:23Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:21Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:19Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:17Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:15Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:14Caption #985
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:11Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:10Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:09Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:07Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:06Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:03Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:01Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:00Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:57Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:56Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:55Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:54Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:52Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:51Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:50Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:48Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:47Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:46Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:45Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:44Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:42Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:40Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:37Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:33Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:29Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:26Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:25Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:22Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:21Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:18Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:17Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:16Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:15Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:14Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:13Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:12Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:11Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:10Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:07Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:06Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:05Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:04Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:02Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:01Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:58Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:57Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:55Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:54Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:53Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:52Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:51Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:50Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:48Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:47Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:46Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:45Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:42Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:41Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:38Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:37Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:34Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:33Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:32Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:30Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:29Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:27Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:26Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:23Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:22Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:19Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:18Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:17Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:14Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:13Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:10Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:09Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:06Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:05Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:02Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:58Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:57Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:56Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:54Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:53Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:52Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:51Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:50Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:49Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:47Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:46Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:45Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:44Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:41Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:38Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:37Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:34Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:33Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:32Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:30Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:29Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:27Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:26Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:25Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:24Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:23Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:21Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:20Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:19Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:18Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:17Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:16Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:15Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:14Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:13Caption #-55
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:11Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:10Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:06Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:05Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:02Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:01Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:58Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:57Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:54Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:53Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:52Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:51Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:50Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:48Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:47Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:46Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:42Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:38Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:37Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:36Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:34Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:33Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:30Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:26Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:25Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:24Caption #102

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post