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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/27/2004 by mypalmike
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I was contemplating the relationship I have with my girlfriend.

She's a realy psychopath. I mean, she pretty much represents all that is evil in the world.

On the other hand, she has saved my life hundreds of times using the Heimlich maneuver. I've really gotta learn to chew my bamboo better if I'm ever going to leave her.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<superwoman biatch> See you guys really do need us females...and for more than just sex kittens...MMEEEOOWWW!

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