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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/27/2004

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I should 'uh known the end times was comin' when my cows asked me for some church clothes.

The rapture started real subtle-like...

I felt a tuggin' on my whiskers...

Then VOOM!

Off we was into the sky, makin' friendly-like with Jesus and President Washington.

My cows was there, too. It was the best birthday, ever.

(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> Oh SHIT!! ajiav got called up and I am "LEFT BEHIND". AIEIEIEIEIEIE...uh wait...I don't believe in god. Sweet...look at all the cool stuff everyone left behind.
<ElvisThePelvis> I wish I had thought up the rapture angle...I have so many captions for this one now. Good work! Especially #2.
<Carol> Hahahaha!
<apple juice is a verb> I just wish I didn't always get here so late...
<apple juice is a verb> ...although it forces you to come up with the new angles, sometimes.
<obtuse>

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