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Most Emailed Photos - 02/19/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
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Scene 23 - The Bridge
Bones: Goddammit Jim, I'm not a miracle worker! Spock has consumed almost 1/2 his body weight in dilithium crystals. The anti-matter has genetically deformed and paralised him."
Cue sad string music

Spock: "Who would store dilithium crystals in a cookie jar? Highly illogical...*groan*"
Scottie: "We cannae resolve the peace negotiations on Vulcan without Spock!"
Cue rousing brass section
Jim: "Spock you must pull through- I'll carry you to vulcan!"

Scene 24- Vulcan
The negotiations begin
Vulcan Ambassador: "Live Long and Prosper"
Jim: "You wouldn't say that if you knew what he's eaten..."
Spock:"That's enough! And get your hand off my balls- I may have turned into a paraplegic panda but I can still death-grip your ass!"
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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