[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004 by Lauren
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

A close encounter with another star put the doomed star (orange circle) on a path that took it near a supermassive black hole. The enormous gravity of the giant black hole stretched the star until it was torn apart. Because of the momentum and energy of the accretion process, only a few percent of the disrupted star's mass (indicated by the white stream) was swallowed by the black hole, while the rest of was flung away into the surrounding galaxy.

Oh, having met you, I can empathize with that poor, destroyed star because that is almost exactly what happened with us.

We had a close encounter, you ate of my sweet fruits, then tossed me aside like so much cosmic detritus. The only difference is that you are an ASShole.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 42 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:36Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:35Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:34Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:33Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:32Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:31Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:25Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:21Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:19Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:18Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:17Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:16Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:15Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:14Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:13Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:12Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:08Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:05Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:03Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker09:19:00Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:57Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:51Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:48Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:47Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:46Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:45Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:44Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:43Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:42Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:41Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:40Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:39Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:38Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:37Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:36Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:35Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:34Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:33Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:28Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:27Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:25Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker09:18:22Caption #82

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 5 comments for this caption.

<3Suns> The cosmos have no fury like a woman scorned.
<Pedro Gonzales> Nice ending!
<ElvisThePelvis> Wow...bitter and crass. Nice.
<mypalmike> "tossed me aside like so much cosmic detritus" - I'll have to remember that one!
<Carol> Tragic and lyrical, with a great punch line!

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post