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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004 by Lauren
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A close encounter with another star put the doomed star (orange circle) on a path that took it near a supermassive black hole. The enormous gravity of the giant black hole stretched the star until it was torn apart. Because of the momentum and energy of the accretion process, only a few percent of the disrupted star's mass (indicated by the white stream) was swallowed by the black hole, while the rest of was flung away into the surrounding galaxy.

Oh, having met you, I can empathize with that poor, destroyed star because that is almost exactly what happened with us.

We had a close encounter, you ate of my sweet fruits, then tossed me aside like so much cosmic detritus. The only difference is that you are an ASShole.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> The cosmos have no fury like a woman scorned.
<Pedro Gonzales> Nice ending!
<ElvisThePelvis> Wow...bitter and crass. Nice.
<mypalmike> "tossed me aside like so much cosmic detritus" - I'll have to remember that one!
<Carol> Tragic and lyrical, with a great punch line!

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