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Most Emailed Photos - 11/27/2003

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I pretty much hate it when my girlfriend pounces on me when I am lying on the bed. Normally this would be a good thing right?

But not this time! This time she is causing me great and horrible pain, squeezing huge white things out of the infected pores in my skin.

It's something I really hate, but she does make the best Turducken ever!

Which is the only advantage she has over my first true inflatable love.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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