[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos META DAY! - 03/10/2004 by Axolotl
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Obergripligt? Pedro postade faktiskt text på franska häromdan... Tja, hajskinnsbaddräkten ser bättre ut på den här tjejen än vad den skulle göra på mig, Yoyology eller Mort.

Vi är skyltapor! Och vi är stolta skyltapor, varifrån vi än kommer. Det här är den första uppsättnigen skyltar på svenska, men vem vet, Obtuse kanske kan Swahili och ajiav kan flytande Arapahoe?

Observera att jag inte gjorde några billiga poänger om Carol eller Lauren på första rutan!

Nu drar jag, ses på orkut!

(reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 347 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:29Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:28Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:27Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:26Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:25Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:24Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:23Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:22Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:21Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:20Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:19Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:18Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:16Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:14Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:13Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:10Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:08Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:06Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:04Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:03Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:02Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:01Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:00Caption #-71
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:59Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:58Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:57Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:56Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:55Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:53Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:51Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:50Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:49Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:48Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:47Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:46Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:44Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:42Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:41Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:40Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:39Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:38Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:37Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:35Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:34Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:33Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:32Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:30Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:29Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:28Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:26Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:19Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:14Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:13Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:08Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:07Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:06Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:03Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:02Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:01Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:57Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:56Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:55Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:54Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:53Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:52Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:50Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:49Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:48Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:41Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:40Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:38Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:32Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:31Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:30Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:27Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:25Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:24Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:22Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:20Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:18Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:17Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:16Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:15Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:14Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:07Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:06Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:04Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:02Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:59Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:56Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:55Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:52Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:47Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:45Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:41Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:39Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:38Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:36Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:31Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:30Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:29Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:28Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:27Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:23Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:20Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:18Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:17Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:15Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:13Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:12Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:11Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:02Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:01Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:00Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:59Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:58Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:57Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:56Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:54Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:53Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:51Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:49Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:46Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:44Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:43Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:42Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:39Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:38Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:37Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:35Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:32Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:31Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:30Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:29Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:28Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:27Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:24Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:21Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:20Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:13Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:12Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:06Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:05Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:03Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:02Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:01Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:58Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:56Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:54Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:53Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:52Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:51Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:50Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:49Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:48Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:45Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:43Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:42Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:41Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:40Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:38Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:37Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:36Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:35Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:33Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:31Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:29Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:28Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:27Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:26Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:25Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:21Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:20Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:19Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:18Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:15Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:13Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:12Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:11Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:09Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:07Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:06Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:05Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:02Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:01Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:00Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:57Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:55Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:52Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:51Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:50Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:48Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:46Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:45Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:43Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:42Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:41Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:39Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:38Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:36Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:35Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:33Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:32Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:31Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:26Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:25Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:23Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:22Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:21Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:20Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:18Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:17Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:16Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:15Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:13Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:12Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:11Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:10Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:08Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:07Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:05Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:04Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:00Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:57Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:51Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:50Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:46Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:45Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:44Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:43Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:42Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:41Caption #-74
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:39Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:38Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:37Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:35Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:32Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:30Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:26Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:24Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:23Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:21Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:18Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:16Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:13Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:12Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:11Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:08Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:07Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:06Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:59Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:58Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:57Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:56Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:55Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:54Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:51Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:50Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:47Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:45Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:44Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:41Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:39Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:38Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:37Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:36Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:35Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:33Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:31Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:30Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:28Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:26Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:25Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:24Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:23Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:22Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:20Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:18Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:16Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:13Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:12Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:08Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:07Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:06Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:04Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:03Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:00Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:58Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:56Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:55Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:54Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:51Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:49Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:48Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:46Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:45Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:43Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:42Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:40Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:39Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:38Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:37Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:36Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:35Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:32Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:31Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:30Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:29Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:28Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:27Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:25Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:24Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:22Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:21Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:20Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:16Caption #985
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:15Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:13Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:12Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:11Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:10Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:08Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:06Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:04Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:03Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:02Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:01Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:00Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:59Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:57Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:56Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:54Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:50Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:49Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:48Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:46Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:45Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:40Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:39Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:37Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:34Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:29Caption #767

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 16 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> I am sure this is very good, but I need a translation, please.
<Kumiho> Dutch maybe?
<3Suns> Considering Axolotl's from Sweden, I'd guess it's probably Swedish.
<Lauren> Okay, the nearest I can come translating one word at a time is:

First pic: Unintelligible? Then there is something about Pedro posting real (true) text and something about French. Well, sharkskindsuit looks fine and something about the girls and then something about yoyo or mort.

<Lauren> 2nd pic: We are hidden monkey! And we are proud hidden monkies, from wherever we come. The first highly placed hidden monkey at Swedish, but who knows, Obtuse perhaps knows Swahili and ajiav is fluent in Arapahoe.
<3Suns> Wow, Lauren, I never knew you spoke Swedish!

I'm willing to bet "skyltar" meens monkey.

<Lauren> 3rd pic: Notice that I am not doing a cheap punchline about Carol or Lauren in the first square.

Then there is something about Orkut. Boy am I exhausted.

<Zebra Girl> ::claps:: bravo Lauren!
<mypalmike> Pic 1: "You don't understand? Pedro posted real text in French the other day... Well, tight bathing suits look nice on this here girl, but how would they look on me, Yoyology, or Mort."
<mypalmike> Pic 2: "We are on display! And we are proud to be on display, from where we are coming. This is the first demonstration of Swedish, but who knows, Obtuse might know Swahili and Ajiav knows buoyant Arapahoe?"
<mypalmike> Pic 3: "Notice that I not did make one cheap joke about Carol or Lauren in the first pic! Now I'm leaving, I'm going to orkut!"

I'm not sure where you got "hidden monkey" anywhere!

<mypalmike> "On display" might be better translated as "showing off"?
<mypalmike> Hmm, skyltapor. Might be hidden monkey. Might be a conjugation of skyltar, which means display or expose. Or, it could be a combination of skyltar and por, which would make it something like "an exposed pore". Something acne-related, I guess.
<Zebra Girl> Prefiero español, muchachos.
<Axolotl> Amazing work Lauren, you get the cookie!

Skyltapor is just a bad literal translation of caption monkies!

<mypalmike> Well, Lauren might have won, but my computer keeps getting cookies anyhow.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post