Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos META DAY! - 03/10/2004

by Axolotl

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

Obergripligt? Pedro postade faktiskt text på franska häromdan... Tja, hajskinnsbaddräkten ser bättre ut på den här tjejen än vad den skulle göra på mig, Yoyology eller Mort.

Vi är skyltapor! Och vi är stolta skyltapor, varifrån vi än kommer. Det här är den första uppsättnigen skyltar på svenska, men vem vet, Obtuse kanske kan Swahili och ajiav kan flytande Arapahoe?

Observera att jag inte gjorde några billiga poänger om Carol eller Lauren på första rutan!

Nu drar jag, ses på orkut!

(reuters)

(AFP)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 202 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:37 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:36 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:35 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:34 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:32 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:31 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:30 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:19 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:18 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:17 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:16 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:15 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:14 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:13 Caption #809

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:09 Caption #848

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:08 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:07 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:06 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:05 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:04 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:03 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:02 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:01 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:00 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:59 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:58 Caption #686

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:53 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:51 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:49 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:45 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:35 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:31 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:30 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:28 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:27 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:24 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:23 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:22 Caption #926

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:19 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:18 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:17 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:06 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:04 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:03 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:02 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:01 Caption #878

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:59 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:58 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:57 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:56 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:39 Caption #946

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:35 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:26 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:19 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:18 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:15 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:12 Caption #765

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:06 Caption #776

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:03 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:02 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:01 Caption #748

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:59 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:58 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:57 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:56 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:55 Caption #106

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:47 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:46 Caption #843

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:45 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:42 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:37 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:36 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:33 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:30 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:15 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:07 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:05 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:51 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:50 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:49 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:46 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:44 Caption #845

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:35 Caption #863

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:34 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:31 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:26 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:24 Caption #637

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:23 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:20 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:14 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:08 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:04 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:00 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:59 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:48 Caption #852

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:32 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:31 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:27 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:24 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:23 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:11 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:08 Caption #743

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:03 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:01 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:57 Caption #817

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:56 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:54 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:53 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:52 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:51 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:47 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:34 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:27 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:12 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:11 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:07 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:04 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:00 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:59 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:56 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:47 Caption #817

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:46 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:39 Caption #826

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:38 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:37 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:36 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:34 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:32 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:28 Caption #897

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:26 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:21 Caption #-45

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:19 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:15 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:14 Caption #852

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:09 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:04 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:01 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:58 Caption #833

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:56 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:55 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:52 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:50 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:48 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:43 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:42 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:41 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:40 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:39 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:38 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:36 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:33 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:28 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:26 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:17 Caption #942

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:13 Caption #880

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:12 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:10 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:09 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:07 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:06 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:05 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:04 Caption #-4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:03 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:01 Caption #792

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:00 Caption #881

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:59 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:57 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:55 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:54 Caption #787

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:50 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:46 Caption #-2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:45 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:43 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:40 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:34 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:33 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:32 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:30 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:29 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:26 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:22 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:21 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:16 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:14 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:13 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:10 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:07 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:05 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:03 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:01 Caption #792

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:59 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:56 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:54 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:53 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:51 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:50 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:49 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:47 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:45 Caption #686

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:43 Caption #899

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:39 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:37 Caption #82

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 16 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> I am sure this is very good, but I need a translation, please.
<Kumiho> Dutch maybe?
<3Suns> Considering Axolotl's from Sweden, I'd guess it's probably Swedish.
<Lauren> Okay, the nearest I can come translating one word at a time is:
First pic: Unintelligible? Then there is something about Pedro posting real (true) text and something about French. Well, sharkskindsuit looks fine and something about the girls and then something about yoyo or mort.
<Lauren> 2nd pic: We are hidden monkey! And we are proud hidden monkies, from wherever we come. The first highly placed hidden monkey at Swedish, but who knows, Obtuse perhaps knows Swahili and ajiav is fluent in Arapahoe.
<3Suns> Wow, Lauren, I never knew you spoke Swedish!
I'm willing to bet "skyltar" meens monkey.
<Lauren> 3rd pic: Notice that I am not doing a cheap punchline about Carol or Lauren in the first square.
Then there is something about Orkut. Boy am I exhausted.
<Zebra Girl> ::claps:: bravo Lauren!
<mypalmike> Pic 1: "You don't understand? Pedro posted real text in French the other day... Well, tight bathing suits look nice on this here girl, but how would they look on me, Yoyology, or Mort."
<mypalmike> Pic 2: "We are on display! And we are proud to be on display, from where we are coming. This is the first demonstration of Swedish, but who knows, Obtuse might know Swahili and Ajiav knows buoyant Arapahoe?"
<mypalmike> Pic 3: "Notice that I not did make one cheap joke about Carol or Lauren in the first pic! Now I'm leaving, I'm going to orkut!"
I'm not sure where you got "hidden monkey" anywhere!
<mypalmike> "On display" might be better translated as "showing off"?
<mypalmike> Hmm, skyltapor. Might be hidden monkey. Might be a conjugation of skyltar, which means display or expose. Or, it could be a combination of skyltar and por, which would make it something like "an exposed pore". Something acne-related, I guess.
<Zebra Girl> Prefiero español, muchachos.
<Axolotl> Amazing work Lauren, you get the cookie!
Skyltapor is just a bad literal translation of caption monkies!
<mypalmike> Well, Lauren might have won, but my computer keeps getting cookies anyhow.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post