Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos META DAY! - 03/10/2004

by Axolotl

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

Obergripligt? Pedro postade faktiskt text på franska häromdan... Tja, hajskinnsbaddräkten ser bättre ut på den här tjejen än vad den skulle göra på mig, Yoyology eller Mort.

Vi är skyltapor! Och vi är stolta skyltapor, varifrån vi än kommer. Det här är den första uppsättnigen skyltar på svenska, men vem vet, Obtuse kanske kan Swahili och ajiav kan flytande Arapahoe?

Observera att jag inte gjorde några billiga poänger om Carol eller Lauren på första rutan!

Nu drar jag, ses på orkut!

(reuters)

(AFP)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 264 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:03:43 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:03:42 Caption #677

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:03:41 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:03:40 Caption #962

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:03:39 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:03:38 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:03:37 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:03:36 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:03:35 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:03:34 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:03:33 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:03:32 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:03:31 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:03:30 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:03:22 Caption #894

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:03:14 Caption #845

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:03:13 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:03:12 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:03:11 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:03:10 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:03:09 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:03:08 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:03:07 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:03:06 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:03:05 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:03:04 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:03:03 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:03:02 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:03:00 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:02:58 Caption #469

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:02:55 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:02:53 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:02:52 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:02:50 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:02:49 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:02:48 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:02:47 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:02:46 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:02:45 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:02:44 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:02:43 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:02:42 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:02:41 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:02:40 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:02:39 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:02:38 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:02:35 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:02:34 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:02:30 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:02:29 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:02:28 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:02:25 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:02:24 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:02:22 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:02:21 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:02:20 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:02:17 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:02:14 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:02:12 Caption #745

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:02:11 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:02:06 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:02:05 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:02:03 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:01:56 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:01:50 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:01:46 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:01:44 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:01:41 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:01:40 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:01:37 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:01:36 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:01:32 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:01:31 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:01:25 Caption #873

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:01:24 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:01:23 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:01:21 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:01:19 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:01:18 Caption #933

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:01:17 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:01:16 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:01:15 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:01:14 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:01:13 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:01:12 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:01:11 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:01:08 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:01:05 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:01:04 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:01:00 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:00:59 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:00:56 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:00:55 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:00:49 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:00:48 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:00:47 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:00:45 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:00:41 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:00:40 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:00:38 Caption #932

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:00:37 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:00:36 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:00:34 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:00:33 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:00:30 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:00:29 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:00:28 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:00:26 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:00:18 Caption #867

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:00:15 Caption #880

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:00:13 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:00:12 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:00:08 Caption #779

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:00:01 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:00:00 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:59:58 Caption #886

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:59:57 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:59:50 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:59:49 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:59:47 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:59:43 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:59:42 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:59:41 Caption #875

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:59:40 Caption #815

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:59:38 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:59:37 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:59:34 Caption #759

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:59:29 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:59:27 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:59:25 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:59:24 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:59:22 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:59:11 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:59:10 Caption #405

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:59:08 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:59:02 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:59:00 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:58:59 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:58:58 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:58:55 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:58:53 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:58:52 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:58:51 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:58:44 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:58:43 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:58:39 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:58:37 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:58:36 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:58:27 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:58:24 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:58:23 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:58:22 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:58:18 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:58:13 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:58:12 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:58:07 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:58:06 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:58:05 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:58:03 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:57:56 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:57:53 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:57:51 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:57:45 Caption #850

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:57:43 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:57:41 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:57:38 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:57:37 Caption #899

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:57:35 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:57:32 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:57:31 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:57:28 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:57:23 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:57:21 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:57:20 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:57:14 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:57:13 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:57:12 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:57:11 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:57:09 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:57:06 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:57:04 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:57:03 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:56:59 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:56:57 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:56:56 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:56:55 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:56:54 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:56:49 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:56:48 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:56:43 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:56:35 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:56:34 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:56:33 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:56:32 Caption #881

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:56:30 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:56:26 Caption #858

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:56:18 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:56:11 Caption #857

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:56:08 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:56:07 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:56:04 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:56:03 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:56:00 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:50 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:48 Caption #745

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:45 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:44 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:40 Caption #256

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:37 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:36 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:35 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:34 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:31 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:30 Caption #619

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:28 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:26 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:25 Caption #825

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:21 Caption #929

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:15 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:14 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:08 Caption #188

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:07 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:03 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:01 Caption #-5

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:58 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:56 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:53 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:49 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:45 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:43 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:42 Caption #-72

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:34 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:29 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:24 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:22 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:21 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:18 Caption #699

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:16 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:11 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:10 Caption #798

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:09 Caption #829

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:08 Caption #106

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:07 Caption #993

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:06 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:05 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:04 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:03 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:01 Caption #804

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:00 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:59 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:58 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:57 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:56 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:55 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:54 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:53 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:52 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:51 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:50 Caption #848

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:48 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:47 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:45 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:44 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:43 Caption #867

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 16 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> I am sure this is very good, but I need a translation, please.
<Kumiho> Dutch maybe?
<3Suns> Considering Axolotl's from Sweden, I'd guess it's probably Swedish.
<Lauren> Okay, the nearest I can come translating one word at a time is:
First pic: Unintelligible? Then there is something about Pedro posting real (true) text and something about French. Well, sharkskindsuit looks fine and something about the girls and then something about yoyo or mort.
<Lauren> 2nd pic: We are hidden monkey! And we are proud hidden monkies, from wherever we come. The first highly placed hidden monkey at Swedish, but who knows, Obtuse perhaps knows Swahili and ajiav is fluent in Arapahoe.
<3Suns> Wow, Lauren, I never knew you spoke Swedish!
I'm willing to bet "skyltar" meens monkey.
<Lauren> 3rd pic: Notice that I am not doing a cheap punchline about Carol or Lauren in the first square.
Then there is something about Orkut. Boy am I exhausted.
<Zebra Girl> ::claps:: bravo Lauren!
<mypalmike> Pic 1: "You don't understand? Pedro posted real text in French the other day... Well, tight bathing suits look nice on this here girl, but how would they look on me, Yoyology, or Mort."
<mypalmike> Pic 2: "We are on display! And we are proud to be on display, from where we are coming. This is the first demonstration of Swedish, but who knows, Obtuse might know Swahili and Ajiav knows buoyant Arapahoe?"
<mypalmike> Pic 3: "Notice that I not did make one cheap joke about Carol or Lauren in the first pic! Now I'm leaving, I'm going to orkut!"
I'm not sure where you got "hidden monkey" anywhere!
<mypalmike> "On display" might be better translated as "showing off"?
<mypalmike> Hmm, skyltapor. Might be hidden monkey. Might be a conjugation of skyltar, which means display or expose. Or, it could be a combination of skyltar and por, which would make it something like "an exposed pore". Something acne-related, I guess.
<Zebra Girl> Prefiero español, muchachos.
<Axolotl> Amazing work Lauren, you get the cookie!
Skyltapor is just a bad literal translation of caption monkies!
<mypalmike> Well, Lauren might have won, but my computer keeps getting cookies anyhow.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post