[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos META DAY! - 03/10/2004 by Axolotl
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Obergripligt? Pedro postade faktiskt text på franska häromdan... Tja, hajskinnsbaddräkten ser bättre ut på den här tjejen än vad den skulle göra på mig, Yoyology eller Mort.

Vi är skyltapor! Och vi är stolta skyltapor, varifrån vi än kommer. Det här är den första uppsättnigen skyltar på svenska, men vem vet, Obtuse kanske kan Swahili och ajiav kan flytande Arapahoe?

Observera att jag inte gjorde några billiga poänger om Carol eller Lauren på första rutan!

Nu drar jag, ses på orkut!

(reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 307 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:32Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:30Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:28Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:26Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:23Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:22Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:19Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:18Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:16Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:15Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:14Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:13Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:10Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:08Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:06Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:05Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:02Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:00Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:59Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:58Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:57Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:54Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:51Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:50Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:48Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:47Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:46Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:43Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:42Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:41Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:40Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:39Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:38Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:35Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:34Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:33Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:30Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:29Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:28Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:26Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:23Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:18Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:16Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:14Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:13Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:10Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:06Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:02Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:01Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:54Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:50Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:46Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:44Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:43Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:42Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:38Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:34Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:30Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:29Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:26Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:22Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:19Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:18Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:15Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:14Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:10Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:07Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:05Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:02Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:00Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:58Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:55Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:54Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:53Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:52Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:50Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:46Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:45Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:43Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:42Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:39Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:36Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:35Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:32Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:30Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:26Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:22Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:21Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:18Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:14Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:11Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:09Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:07Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:02Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:01Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:00Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:59Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:54Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:50Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:49Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:47Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:46Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:43Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:41Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:38Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:34Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:33Caption #-55
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:30Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:28Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:27Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:26Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:25Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:24Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:22Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:20Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:19Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:18Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:16Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:15Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:14Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:13Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:11Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:10Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:09Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:08Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:08Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:06Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:05Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:04Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:03Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:02Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:01Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:59Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:58Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:57Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:56Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:55Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:54Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:53Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:52Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:50Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:46Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:45Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:44Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:42Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:40Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:39Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:38Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:35Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:34Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:33Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:32Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:31Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:30Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:29Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:26Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:24Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:23Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:22Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:20Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:18Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:14Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:10Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:07Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:04Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:02Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:59Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:54Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:53Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:50Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:46Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:43Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:42Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:39Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:35Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:33Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:32Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:30Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:28Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:27Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:26Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:25Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:22Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:21Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:18Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:17Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:14Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:12Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:11Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:08Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:07Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:02Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:00Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:58Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:57Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:56Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:55Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:54Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:53Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:52Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:51Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:50Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:49Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:47Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:46Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:42Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:41Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:38Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:37Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:36Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:34Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:31Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:28Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:26Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:22Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:21Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:19Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:18Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:16Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:14Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:12Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:11Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:10Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:08Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:08Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:07Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:06Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:03Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:02Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:01Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:58Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:57Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:54Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:50Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:49Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:46Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:44Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:42Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:38Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:36Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:34Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:30Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:29Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:26Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:23Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:22Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:21Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:20Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:18Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:17Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:16Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:15Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:14Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:13Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:11Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:10Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:08Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:07Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:06Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:03Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:58Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:56Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:54Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:52Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:51Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:46Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:42Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:38Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:34Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:30Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:26Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:22Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:21Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:19Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:18Caption #-55
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:17Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:16Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:15Caption #-57
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:13Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:12Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:10Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:07Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:05Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:04Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:03Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:02Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:01Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:00Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:59Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:58Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:57Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:56Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:55Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:54Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:53Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:50Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:48Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:46Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:42Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:38Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:37Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:34Caption #707

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 16 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> I am sure this is very good, but I need a translation, please.
<Kumiho> Dutch maybe?
<3Suns> Considering Axolotl's from Sweden, I'd guess it's probably Swedish.
<Lauren> Okay, the nearest I can come translating one word at a time is:

First pic: Unintelligible? Then there is something about Pedro posting real (true) text and something about French. Well, sharkskindsuit looks fine and something about the girls and then something about yoyo or mort.

<Lauren> 2nd pic: We are hidden monkey! And we are proud hidden monkies, from wherever we come. The first highly placed hidden monkey at Swedish, but who knows, Obtuse perhaps knows Swahili and ajiav is fluent in Arapahoe.
<3Suns> Wow, Lauren, I never knew you spoke Swedish!

I'm willing to bet "skyltar" meens monkey.

<Lauren> 3rd pic: Notice that I am not doing a cheap punchline about Carol or Lauren in the first square.

Then there is something about Orkut. Boy am I exhausted.

<Zebra Girl> ::claps:: bravo Lauren!
<mypalmike> Pic 1: "You don't understand? Pedro posted real text in French the other day... Well, tight bathing suits look nice on this here girl, but how would they look on me, Yoyology, or Mort."
<mypalmike> Pic 2: "We are on display! And we are proud to be on display, from where we are coming. This is the first demonstration of Swedish, but who knows, Obtuse might know Swahili and Ajiav knows buoyant Arapahoe?"
<mypalmike> Pic 3: "Notice that I not did make one cheap joke about Carol or Lauren in the first pic! Now I'm leaving, I'm going to orkut!"

I'm not sure where you got "hidden monkey" anywhere!

<mypalmike> "On display" might be better translated as "showing off"?
<mypalmike> Hmm, skyltapor. Might be hidden monkey. Might be a conjugation of skyltar, which means display or expose. Or, it could be a combination of skyltar and por, which would make it something like "an exposed pore". Something acne-related, I guess.
<Zebra Girl> Prefiero español, muchachos.
<Axolotl> Amazing work Lauren, you get the cookie!

Skyltapor is just a bad literal translation of caption monkies!

<mypalmike> Well, Lauren might have won, but my computer keeps getting cookies anyhow.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post