Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos META DAY! - 03/10/2004

by Axolotl

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

Obergripligt? Pedro postade faktiskt text på franska häromdan... Tja, hajskinnsbaddräkten ser bättre ut på den här tjejen än vad den skulle göra på mig, Yoyology eller Mort.

Vi är skyltapor! Och vi är stolta skyltapor, varifrån vi än kommer. Det här är den första uppsättnigen skyltar på svenska, men vem vet, Obtuse kanske kan Swahili och ajiav kan flytande Arapahoe?

Observera att jag inte gjorde några billiga poänger om Carol eller Lauren på första rutan!

Nu drar jag, ses på orkut!

(reuters)

(AFP)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 154 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:08:08 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:08:07 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:08:06 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:08:04 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:08:02 Caption #847

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:08:01 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:08:00 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:59 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:58 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:57 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:55 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:54 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:53 Caption #-9

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:52 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:51 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:49 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:48 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:46 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:45 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:44 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:43 Caption #996

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:42 Caption #-10

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:41 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:39 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:37 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:36 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:35 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:34 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:33 Caption #782

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:32 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:30 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:28 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:27 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:26 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:25 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:23 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:22 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:21 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:19 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:18 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:17 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:16 Caption #929

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:15 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:14 Caption #927

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:12 Caption #906

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:11 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:09 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:07 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:06 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:05 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:04 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:03 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:02 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:01 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:59 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:57 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:56 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:55 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:54 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:53 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:52 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:51 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:50 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:49 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:46 Caption #977

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:43 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:42 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:41 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:40 Caption #870

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:39 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:37 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:34 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:32 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:31 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:30 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:28 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:26 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:25 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:24 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:23 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:20 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:19 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:18 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:09 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:08 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:07 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:04 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:03 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:02 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:59 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:58 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:57 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:56 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:53 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:49 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:46 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:43 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:40 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:37 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:35 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:32 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:28 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:27 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:26 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:23 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:22 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:21 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:18 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:17 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:16 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:15 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:14 Caption #-45

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:11 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:07 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:05 Caption #971

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:02 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:00 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:59 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:58 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:57 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:49 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:48 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:46 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:44 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:43 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:36 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:35 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:34 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:28 Caption #797

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:26 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:19 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:18 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:17 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:15 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:11 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:10 Caption #765

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:08 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:05 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:02 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:01 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:59 Caption #-44

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:56 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:55 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:50 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:49 Caption #412

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:46 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:44 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:40 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:39 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:36 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:31 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:29 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:26 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:23 Caption #694

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 16 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> I am sure this is very good, but I need a translation, please.
<Kumiho> Dutch maybe?
<3Suns> Considering Axolotl's from Sweden, I'd guess it's probably Swedish.
<Lauren> Okay, the nearest I can come translating one word at a time is:
First pic: Unintelligible? Then there is something about Pedro posting real (true) text and something about French. Well, sharkskindsuit looks fine and something about the girls and then something about yoyo or mort.
<Lauren> 2nd pic: We are hidden monkey! And we are proud hidden monkies, from wherever we come. The first highly placed hidden monkey at Swedish, but who knows, Obtuse perhaps knows Swahili and ajiav is fluent in Arapahoe.
<3Suns> Wow, Lauren, I never knew you spoke Swedish!
I'm willing to bet "skyltar" meens monkey.
<Lauren> 3rd pic: Notice that I am not doing a cheap punchline about Carol or Lauren in the first square.
Then there is something about Orkut. Boy am I exhausted.
<Zebra Girl> ::claps:: bravo Lauren!
<mypalmike> Pic 1: "You don't understand? Pedro posted real text in French the other day... Well, tight bathing suits look nice on this here girl, but how would they look on me, Yoyology, or Mort."
<mypalmike> Pic 2: "We are on display! And we are proud to be on display, from where we are coming. This is the first demonstration of Swedish, but who knows, Obtuse might know Swahili and Ajiav knows buoyant Arapahoe?"
<mypalmike> Pic 3: "Notice that I not did make one cheap joke about Carol or Lauren in the first pic! Now I'm leaving, I'm going to orkut!"
I'm not sure where you got "hidden monkey" anywhere!
<mypalmike> "On display" might be better translated as "showing off"?
<mypalmike> Hmm, skyltapor. Might be hidden monkey. Might be a conjugation of skyltar, which means display or expose. Or, it could be a combination of skyltar and por, which would make it something like "an exposed pore". Something acne-related, I guess.
<Zebra Girl> Prefiero español, muchachos.
<Axolotl> Amazing work Lauren, you get the cookie!
Skyltapor is just a bad literal translation of caption monkies!
<mypalmike> Well, Lauren might have won, but my computer keeps getting cookies anyhow.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post