[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos META DAY! - 03/10/2004 by Axolotl
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Obergripligt? Pedro postade faktiskt text på franska häromdan... Tja, hajskinnsbaddräkten ser bättre ut på den här tjejen än vad den skulle göra på mig, Yoyology eller Mort.

Vi är skyltapor! Och vi är stolta skyltapor, varifrån vi än kommer. Det här är den första uppsättnigen skyltar på svenska, men vem vet, Obtuse kanske kan Swahili och ajiav kan flytande Arapahoe?

Observera att jag inte gjorde några billiga poänger om Carol eller Lauren på första rutan!

Nu drar jag, ses på orkut!

(reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 250 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:47Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:46Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:45Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:44Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:43Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:38Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:37Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:33Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:31Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:30Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:29Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:26Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:23Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:20Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:19Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:17Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:16Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:15Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:13Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:09Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:08Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:06Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:05Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:04Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:03Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:01Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:58Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:57Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:55Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:54Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:53Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:52Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:50Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:48Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:47Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:46Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:45Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:44Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:43Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:42Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:41Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:40Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:39Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:37Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:32Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:28Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:26Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:25Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:24Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:23Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:22Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:21Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:20Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:19Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:16Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:15Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:14Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:13Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:12Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:11Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:10Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:09Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:08Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:06Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:05Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:04Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:01Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:59Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:58Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:57Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:56Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:55Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:53Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:52Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:49Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:48Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:47Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:44Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:43Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:42Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:41Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:39Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:38Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:37Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:36Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:34Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:32Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:31Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:30Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:28Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:27Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:25Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:22Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:21Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:20Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:16Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:13Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:12Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:10Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:08Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:07Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:05Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:03Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:01Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:59Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:57Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:55Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:54Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:51Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:49Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:46Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:45Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:44Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:42Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:40Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:37Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:36Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:35Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:34Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:33Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:31Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:30Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:28Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:26Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:25Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:23Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:22Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:20Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:17Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:15Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:13Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:11Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:09Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:05Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:04Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:03Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:00Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:57Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:56Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:55Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:54Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:51Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:50Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:47Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:42Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:40Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:35Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:33Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:32Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:31Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:29Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:28Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:25Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:24Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:22Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:21Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:20Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:19Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:16Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:15Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:14Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:11Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:10Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:08Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:05Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:04Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:01Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:59Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:57Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:56Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:55Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:54Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:52Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:48Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:47Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:44Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:43Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:42Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:41Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:40Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:39Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:37Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:36Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:35Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:33Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:32Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:31Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:30Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:29Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:28Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:27Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:26Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:25Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:21Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:19Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:18Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:15Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:14Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:13Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:12Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:09Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:05Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:04Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:01Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:59Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:57Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:55Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:54Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:53Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:48Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:45Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:44Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:40Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:38Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:35Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:34Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:31Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:30Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:29Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:26Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:25Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:24Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:21Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:18Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:17Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:16Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:15Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:13Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:11Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:10Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:09Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:08Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:05Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:04Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:03Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:00Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:59Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:57Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:55Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:49Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:46Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:42Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:40Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:39Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:38Caption #783

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 16 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> I am sure this is very good, but I need a translation, please.
<Kumiho> Dutch maybe?
<3Suns> Considering Axolotl's from Sweden, I'd guess it's probably Swedish.
<Lauren> Okay, the nearest I can come translating one word at a time is:

First pic: Unintelligible? Then there is something about Pedro posting real (true) text and something about French. Well, sharkskindsuit looks fine and something about the girls and then something about yoyo or mort.

<Lauren> 2nd pic: We are hidden monkey! And we are proud hidden monkies, from wherever we come. The first highly placed hidden monkey at Swedish, but who knows, Obtuse perhaps knows Swahili and ajiav is fluent in Arapahoe.
<3Suns> Wow, Lauren, I never knew you spoke Swedish!

I'm willing to bet "skyltar" meens monkey.

<Lauren> 3rd pic: Notice that I am not doing a cheap punchline about Carol or Lauren in the first square.

Then there is something about Orkut. Boy am I exhausted.

<Zebra Girl> ::claps:: bravo Lauren!
<mypalmike> Pic 1: "You don't understand? Pedro posted real text in French the other day... Well, tight bathing suits look nice on this here girl, but how would they look on me, Yoyology, or Mort."
<mypalmike> Pic 2: "We are on display! And we are proud to be on display, from where we are coming. This is the first demonstration of Swedish, but who knows, Obtuse might know Swahili and Ajiav knows buoyant Arapahoe?"
<mypalmike> Pic 3: "Notice that I not did make one cheap joke about Carol or Lauren in the first pic! Now I'm leaving, I'm going to orkut!"

I'm not sure where you got "hidden monkey" anywhere!

<mypalmike> "On display" might be better translated as "showing off"?
<mypalmike> Hmm, skyltapor. Might be hidden monkey. Might be a conjugation of skyltar, which means display or expose. Or, it could be a combination of skyltar and por, which would make it something like "an exposed pore". Something acne-related, I guess.
<Zebra Girl> Prefiero español, muchachos.
<Axolotl> Amazing work Lauren, you get the cookie!

Skyltapor is just a bad literal translation of caption monkies!

<mypalmike> Well, Lauren might have won, but my computer keeps getting cookies anyhow.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post