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Most Emailed Photos META DAY! - 03/10/2004

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Obergripligt? Pedro postade faktiskt text på franska häromdan... Tja, hajskinnsbaddräkten ser bättre ut på den här tjejen än vad den skulle göra på mig, Yoyology eller Mort.

Vi är skyltapor! Och vi är stolta skyltapor, varifrån vi än kommer. Det här är den första uppsättnigen skyltar på svenska, men vem vet, Obtuse kanske kan Swahili och ajiav kan flytande Arapahoe?

Observera att jag inte gjorde några billiga poänger om Carol eller Lauren på första rutan!

Nu drar jag, ses på orkut!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Lauren> I am sure this is very good, but I need a translation, please.
<Kumiho> Dutch maybe?
<3Suns> Considering Axolotl's from Sweden, I'd guess it's probably Swedish.
<Lauren> Okay, the nearest I can come translating one word at a time is:
First pic: Unintelligible? Then there is something about Pedro posting real (true) text and something about French. Well, sharkskindsuit looks fine and something about the girls and then something about yoyo or mort.
<Lauren> 2nd pic: We are hidden monkey! And we are proud hidden monkies, from wherever we come. The first highly placed hidden monkey at Swedish, but who knows, Obtuse perhaps knows Swahili and ajiav is fluent in Arapahoe.
<3Suns> Wow, Lauren, I never knew you spoke Swedish!
I'm willing to bet "skyltar" meens monkey.
<Lauren> 3rd pic: Notice that I am not doing a cheap punchline about Carol or Lauren in the first square.
Then there is something about Orkut. Boy am I exhausted.
<Zebra Girl> ::claps:: bravo Lauren!
<mypalmike> Pic 1: "You don't understand? Pedro posted real text in French the other day... Well, tight bathing suits look nice on this here girl, but how would they look on me, Yoyology, or Mort."
<mypalmike> Pic 2: "We are on display! And we are proud to be on display, from where we are coming. This is the first demonstration of Swedish, but who knows, Obtuse might know Swahili and Ajiav knows buoyant Arapahoe?"
<mypalmike> Pic 3: "Notice that I not did make one cheap joke about Carol or Lauren in the first pic! Now I'm leaving, I'm going to orkut!"
I'm not sure where you got "hidden monkey" anywhere!
<mypalmike> "On display" might be better translated as "showing off"?
<mypalmike> Hmm, skyltapor. Might be hidden monkey. Might be a conjugation of skyltar, which means display or expose. Or, it could be a combination of skyltar and por, which would make it something like "an exposed pore". Something acne-related, I guess.
<Zebra Girl> Prefiero español, muchachos.
<Axolotl> Amazing work Lauren, you get the cookie!
Skyltapor is just a bad literal translation of caption monkies!
<mypalmike> Well, Lauren might have won, but my computer keeps getting cookies anyhow.

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