[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - WHAT I DID OVER THE WEEKEND DAY - 03/14/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

What I did over the weekend by Mort
I spent my day like I spend most of my free days: at the botanical gardens.
The gardener Ulga -- her foul hygine was only surpassed by her gardening prowess -- asked if flowers reminded me of women's parts.

I replied that I had never actually had the chance to view a woman's 'private region'.
She laughed and dragged me heavily to the shadows behind the potting shed. I stood, my mouth agape, as she lifted up her rough skirt and showed me beneath. 'First you must rid me of my pests.' she said.
I grimaced as I plucked mites one by one from their hairy nest, and squashed their heads between my fingers.

I spent the rest of the weekend trying to coax a family of apes out of her ass.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:24Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:32Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:59Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:47Scrawled on the board


Current Users

There have been 354 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:24Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:21Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:17Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:15Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:14Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:12Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:09Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:08Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:05Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:03Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:02Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:01Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:59Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:57Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:56Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:55Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:54Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:53Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:52Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:51Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:50Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:49Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:48Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:47Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:45Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:41Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:37Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:33Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:30Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:29Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:25Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:22Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:21Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:17Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:14Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:13Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:12Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:09Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:05Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:04Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:03Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:02Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:01Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:00Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:59Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:58Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:57Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:56Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:55Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:54Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:53Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:52Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:50Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:49Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:45Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:41Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:39Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:33Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:32Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:31Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:30Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:29Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:25Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:21Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:17Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:15Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:13Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:12Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:11Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:09Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:05Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:04Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:03Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:02Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:01Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:00Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:59Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:58Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:57Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:56Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:55Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:53Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:52Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:49Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:45Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:41Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:40Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:39Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:38Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:37Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:36Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:35Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:33Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:30Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:29Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:27Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:25Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:22Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:21Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:18Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:17Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:13Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:12Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:10Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:09Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:08Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:07Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:06Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:05Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:04Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:03Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:02Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:01Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:00Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:59Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:58Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:57Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:56Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:55Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:54Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:53Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:52Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:50Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:49Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:45Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:44Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:42Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:41Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:37Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:34Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:33Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:32Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:31Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:30Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:29Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:28Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:27Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:26Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:25Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:24Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:23Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:22Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:21Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:20Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:19Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:18Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:17Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:16Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:15Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:14Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:13Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:12Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:11Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:10Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:09Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:08Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:07Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:06Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:05Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:04Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:03Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:02Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:01Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:00Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:59Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:58Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:57Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:56Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:55Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:54Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:53Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:52Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:51Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:49Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:48Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:47Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:45Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:44Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:42Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:41Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:40Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:38Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:37Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:35Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:34Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:33Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:32Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:31Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:30Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:29Caption #-57
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:28Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:27Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:26Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:25Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:24Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:22Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:21Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:20Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:18Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:17Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:15Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:14Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:13Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:12Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:10Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:09Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:08Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:07Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:05Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:03Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:01Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:00Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:59Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:57Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:56Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:55Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:53Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:52Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:50Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:49Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:48Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:47Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:46Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:45Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:44Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:43Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:42Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:41Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:40Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:39Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:37Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:36Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:35Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:34Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:33Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:32Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:31Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:30Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:29Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:28Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:27Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:26Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:25Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:24Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:23Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:22Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:21Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:20Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:19Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:18Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:17Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:16Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:15Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:14Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:13Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:12Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:10Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:09Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:08Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:07Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:06Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:05Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:04Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:03Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:02Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:01Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:00Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:59Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:58Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:57Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:56Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:55Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:54Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:53Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:52Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:51Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:50Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:49Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:48Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:46Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:45Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:44Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:43Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:41Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:40Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:39Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:38Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:37Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:36Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:35Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:34Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:33Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:32Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:31Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:29Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:28Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:27Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:26Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:25Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:23Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:22Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:21Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:20Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:19Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:18Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:17Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:16Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:15Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:14Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:13Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:12Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:11Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:10Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:09Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:08Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:07Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:06Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:05Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:04Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:03Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:02Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:01Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:00Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:58Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:57Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:56Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:54Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:53Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:52Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:51Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:50Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:49Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:47Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:45Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:44Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:43Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:42Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:41Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:40Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:39Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:38Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:37Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:36Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:35Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:34Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:33Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:31Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:29Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:28Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:27Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:26Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:25Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:24Caption #556

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post