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Most Emailed Photos - 04/06/2006 by Kumiho
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Mom was always a little over protective. When I was a baby, she'd wear red rubber lips over her own to protect me from germs when she'd kiss me good night.

As I got older she'd use scare tactics, such as having this lady sing to me at my 10th birthday, to keep me safe. (The moral of this lesson - eat right and excerise regularly.)

But the worst was the outfits she'd make me wear to the beach. For cryin' out loud Mom, it's Spring Break! I wanna go swimming!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<JP> You should get your mom to write some captions.
<Kumiho> She doesn't do crass, alas.
<mypalmike> Va va va vooom! You look hot Kumiho!

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