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Most Emailed Photos - 04/06/2006

by Kumiho

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Mom was always a little over protective. When I was a baby, she'd wear red rubber lips over her own to protect me from germs when she'd kiss me good night.

As I got older she'd use scare tactics, such as having this lady sing to me at my 10th birthday, to keep me safe. (The moral of this lesson - eat right and excerise regularly.)

But the worst was the outfits she'd make me wear to the beach. For cryin' out loud Mom, it's Spring Break! I wanna go swimming!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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There are 3 comments for this caption.

<JP> You should get your mom to write some captions.
<Kumiho> She doesn't do crass, alas.
<mypalmike> Va va va vooom! You look hot Kumiho!

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