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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/30/2004 by obtuse
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Now I don't know about you folks, I think New York City is going downhill.

The hotel conditions are so horrid that I saw the Swiss ambassador himself curl up and go to sleep in a bathroom in Grand Central.

And I think the groundskeepers at Central Park have been taking the day off. I saw the ugliest looking flower the other day...
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> I really like the idea of Paul doing schtick.
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