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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/30/2004 by obtuse
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Now I don't know about you folks, I think New York City is going downhill.

The hotel conditions are so horrid that I saw the Swiss ambassador himself curl up and go to sleep in a bathroom in Grand Central.

And I think the groundskeepers at Central Park have been taking the day off. I saw the ugliest looking flower the other day...
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> I really like the idea of Paul doing schtick.
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