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Most Emailed Photos - 03/01/2004 by mypalmike
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I was sick of the men at the office openly staring at my breasts. I wanted to be respected in the business world, so I quit my job to become an internet entrepreneur.

After seeing the success of dogster.com, I realized there was a niche to be filled for lonely cats, so I started the catster.com social networking site. By all accounts, it was a huge success.

...well, by all accounts except my bank account. I might as well have thrown my money into the ocean. It turns out you need to have something called "revenue" to make money, even on the internet.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> Cats are WAY to bitchy to participate in chat rooms. Just imagine the flame wars...

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