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Most Emailed Photos - 03/01/2004 by mypalmike
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I was sick of the men at the office openly staring at my breasts. I wanted to be respected in the business world, so I quit my job to become an internet entrepreneur.

After seeing the success of dogster.com, I realized there was a niche to be filled for lonely cats, so I started the catster.com social networking site. By all accounts, it was a huge success.

...well, by all accounts except my bank account. I might as well have thrown my money into the ocean. It turns out you need to have something called "revenue" to make money, even on the internet.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> Cats are WAY to bitchy to participate in chat rooms. Just imagine the flame wars...

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