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Most Emailed Photos - 09/09/2004

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I stuck my dick in her hole but found it cold, cold like doing the naked splits on an ice floe in Alaska in the middle of January.

So I decided to pull out of her pussy and play with her melons, but they were hard, hard like under ripened watermelons at the local wal-mart.

Finally, she gave me some relief by letting me cream on her lips, and it was nice, nice like...uh...well...like leaving my man cream on her lips.

Hey, they can't all be winners.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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