Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 07/29/2004

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"Look deep into my eyes! I am Hypno-Squirrel! You will kill Kill KILL upon my command! Now go! And do my evil bidding! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"Huh...what?.....where am I?!?"

"It was weird! All of a sudden, I woke up at the police station with a purse full of dead cats and a bag of stolen walnuts!"

"Thank god I was able to sell my story to the tabloids and buy these brand new mommy-bags!"

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<superwoman biatch> Hmmm...what a great idea on how to raise money so I can get the latest boob implants...Gotta go get busy!
<Fu Manchu> What's that Hypnosquirrel? You want me to cluck like a chicken? BRAWK BRAWK
<Kumiho>
<mypalmike> Sweet!
<Darlenenbc> Hypnosquirrel...ROFLMAO

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