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"If red roses with their leaves and thorns intact mean true love, then a blue rose must mean wanting a good lay."

"Um... no, according to the 'Language of Flowers' that's what a black rose stripped of it's leaves and thorns means."

"Darn. What about an armload of kittens? Wouldn't that scream 'I just want pussy'?"

"No, that mostly screams 'my cat littered and I need homes for these guys.'"

"Screw it, just give me a dozen of the roses and I'll try to get into her pants by getting her drunk after dinner."

"Blue or black?"

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Axolotl> Like a bonzai novel...
<Luminaire> At least she gets roses. I usually just get drunk.
<Mort> I just read the 'Language of Flowers' two days ago, but I can't remember anything about it, except removing all the leaves from a rose means something bad.
<Kumiho> In the 'offical' language of flowers to denude a rose of it's thorns and leaves signifies false love.
<mypalmike> Does the blue rose represent blue balls?
<Kumiho> ...I have no idea what the blue rose might mean, seeing as it has only just been invented.

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