[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/01/2004 by Kumiho
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

"If red roses with their leaves and thorns intact mean true love, then a blue rose must mean wanting a good lay."

"Um... no, according to the 'Language of Flowers' that's what a black rose stripped of it's leaves and thorns means."

"Darn. What about an armload of kittens? Wouldn't that scream 'I just want pussy'?"

"No, that mostly screams 'my cat littered and I need homes for these guys.'"

"Screw it, just give me a dozen of the roses and I'll try to get into her pants by getting her drunk after dinner."

"Blue or black?"

(AFP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 287 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:26Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:25Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:24Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:22Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:21Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:16Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:15Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:14Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:13Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:10Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:09Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:06Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:04Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:01Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:00Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:59Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:57Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:56Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:55Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:53Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:52Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:48Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:47Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:46Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:45Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:44Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:43Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:42Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:34Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:32Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:29Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:28Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:27Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:26Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:25Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:24Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:23Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:21Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:20Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:18Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:17Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:16Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:12Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:11Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:07Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:05Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:04Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:02Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:01Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:57Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:55Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:53Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:52Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:49Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:48Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:46Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:45Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:44Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:41Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:40Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:37Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:33Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:32Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:31Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:30Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:26Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:23Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:22Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:17Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:16Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:15Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:13Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:12Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:10Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:08Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:06Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:02Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:01Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:00Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:59Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:58Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:56Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:55Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:54Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:53Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:52Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:51Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:50Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:48Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:46Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:45Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:44Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:42Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:40Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:38Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:37Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:36Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:35Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:34Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:33Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:32Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:31Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:30Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:28Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:27Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:26Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:25Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:24Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:22Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:21Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:20Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:18Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:16Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:14Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:13Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:12Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:10Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:08Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:06Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:05Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:04Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:02Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:01Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:00Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:58Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:57Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:56Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:55Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:54Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:53Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:52Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:51Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:50Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:49Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:48Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:47Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:46Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:45Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:44Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:43Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:42Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:41Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:40Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:38Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:36Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:35Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:34Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:33Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:32Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:31Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:30Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:28Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:26Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:24Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:22Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:19Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:18Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:16Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:14Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:13Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:12Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:10Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:09Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:08Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:07Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:06Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:04Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:02Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:01Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:00Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:59Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:56Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:55Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:54Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:53Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:51Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:49Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:48Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:46Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:45Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:44Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:42Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:40Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:39Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:37Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:36Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:35Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:34Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:33Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:32Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:31Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:30Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:29Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:28Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:27Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:26Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:25Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:24Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:23Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:22Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:21Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:20Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:19Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:18Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:17Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:16Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:15Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:14Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:13Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:11Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:09Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:08Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:08Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:06Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:05Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:04Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:02Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:01Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:00Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:58Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:57Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:56Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:55Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:54Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:53Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:52Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:51Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:50Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:49Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:48Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:46Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:45Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:44Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:43Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:42Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:41Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:39Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:38Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:37Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:36Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:34Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:33Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:32Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:31Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:30Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:29Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:28Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:27Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:25Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:23Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:22Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:21Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:19Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:18Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:17Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:16Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:14Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:12Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:11Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:09Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:07Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:06Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:05Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:04Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:03Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:02Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:00Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:59Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:58Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:57Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:56Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:55Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:54Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:53Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:51Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:50Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:49Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:48Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:47Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:46Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:45Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:44Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:43Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:42Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:41Caption #490

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 6 comments for this caption.

<Axolotl> Like a bonzai novel...
<Luminaire> At least she gets roses. I usually just get drunk.
<Mort> I just read the 'Language of Flowers' two days ago, but I can't remember anything about it, except removing all the leaves from a rose means something bad.
<Kumiho> In the 'offical' language of flowers to denude a rose of it's thorns and leaves signifies false love.
<mypalmike> Does the blue rose represent blue balls?
<Kumiho> ...I have no idea what the blue rose might mean, seeing as it has only just been invented.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post