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Most Emailed Photos - In Another's Voice. - 04/07/2004 by Jmofwiw
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Ahhh. No. Sorry.

I really doubt that the Atkins diet can turn this,

into this.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 5 comments for this caption.

<guyPaulo> Great caption! (but you didn't use someone else's voice.)
<apple juice is a verb> are you kidding? Jmofwiw would never say something like that!
<Jmofwiw> I didn't read the comments about today (or the other captions) before I posted this one. I didn't know what the theme was supposed to be. Let's suppose I was speaking in the voice of my (non-existent) twin. Ok?
<Kumiho> Any evil twin by any chance?
<Jmofwiw> Yes. My evil twin that can't read directions.

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