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Most Emailed Photos - 03/22/2004 by mypalmike
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When they see my cash,

A lovely haiku, by mypalmike:

the bitches get very wet.

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They're turned on by bling.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<3Suns> Welcome back, my pal.
I hope your trip was fun, safe,
and full of hot girls.
<Lauren> mypalmike haikus
He's right up there with the best
Even guy's no match.
<ElvisThePelvis> *bling*
<ajiav> 
<brina> ewwwwwwwwwww lesbain shit
<bras> 
<hamlet> 
<paul> 

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