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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004 by Mort
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Dastardly Black Holes are destroying our universe!

As we speak they are Sucking up important matter for their own devious means.

The Black Holes are destroying everything precious!

No one is safe!

"Dude settle down! I'm just searching for your black hole!"
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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