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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/13/2004 by mypalmike
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One bottle of viagra and a motel room full of expensive hookers:

$2000

Adult pay-per-view in the motel room:

$9.95

Being unable to get it up despite it all:

Priceless?

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> I'm just practicing after a couple days off. Takes a while to get back up to speed.
<H. Monkey> If it makes you feel better, my first after taking a while off was even worse.
<H. Monkey> Not that this is bad...
<3Suns> 
<guyPaulo> I like it too.

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