[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/15/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I grabbed the little bastard and squeezed with all my might. Big fans of liquified brain matter shot out of his ears as the life was crushed from his body!

The other animals at the NYC zoo panicked. Sensing their own inevitable doom at my evil hand, some young ones began franticlly humping anything they could in a desperate attempt to procreate before their death.

But other, more crafty beasts used their natural camoflauge to blend in perfectly with their environment, becoming invisible to the naked eye.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 55 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:38Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:37Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:37Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:35Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:34Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:33Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:32Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:31Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:30Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:29Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:28Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:27Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:26Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:25Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:24Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:22Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:21Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:20Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:19Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:17Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:16Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:15Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:14Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:13Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:12Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:11Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:09Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:08Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:07Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:06Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:05Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:04Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:01Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:00Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:59Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:58Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:57Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:56Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:53Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:52Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:50Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:49Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:48Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:47Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:46Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:45Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:44Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:43Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:42Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:40Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:39Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:37Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:36Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:35Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:34Caption #508

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post