[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/19/2003 by David Byrden
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

"I got a record as long as your f**ing arm. My gang done drive-bys, bank raids, you name it. Even stole a f**ing yacht once."

"One time the LAPD chased our getaway car and the pursuit was live on CNN. So I drove us into the woods. Chopper couldn't see s**t and the cops ran into a tree."

"So, with my record of creative leadership, I am proud to announce my... what's that f*ing word?!?! C - A - N... CANDIDACY for Governer of California. S**t, y'all KNOW you could do worse."
(AFP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 112 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:34Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:33Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:32Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:31Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:30Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:29Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:28Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:27Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:24Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:22Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:18Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:17Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:16Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:15Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:14Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:13Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:12Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:07Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:06Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:05Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:01Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:00Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:58Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:49Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:44Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:37Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:36Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:35Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:34Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:33Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:32Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:31Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:30Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:29Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:28Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:27Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:26Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:25Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:24Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:23Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:22Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:21Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:20Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:19Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:18Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:16Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:15Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:14Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:13Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:12Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:11Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:10Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:09Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:08Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:08Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:07Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:05Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:59Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:57Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:53Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:52Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:51Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:50Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:49Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:47Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:45Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:43Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:41Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:40Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:28Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:27Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:26Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:25Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:24Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:23Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:22Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:21Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:20Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:19Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:18Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:17Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:16Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:15Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:11Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:10Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:09Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:07Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:02Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:57Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:56Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:55Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:50Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:48Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:47Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:46Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:45Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:44Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:43Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:42Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:41Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:40Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:39Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:38Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:35Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:30Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:29Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:24Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:22Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:20Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:19Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:18Caption #557

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post