[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/13/2004 by Kumiho
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Things one doesn't wish to touch:

1.Rasputin's detachable member

2. Red hot lava.

3. Chicks menstration.

4. Anyone's oozing sores.

5. Strange sea mammals that look like distorted versions of one's mother.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 377 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:42Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:41Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:38Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:36Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:35Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:32Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:31Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:29Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:28Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:27Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:25Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:23Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:19Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:16Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:15Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:14Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:13Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:12Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:11Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:10Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:07Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:06Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:05Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:03Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:02Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:59Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:57Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:55Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:54Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:53Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:50Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:47Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:46Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:45Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:43Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:42Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:41Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:39Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:38Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:35Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:32Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:31Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:28Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:27Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:26Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:24Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:23Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:21Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:19Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:16Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:15Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:13Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:11Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:10Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:09Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:07Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:06Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:05Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:04Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:03Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:02Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:59Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:57Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:56Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:55Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:54Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:51Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:49Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:48Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:47Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:45Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:44Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:43Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:42Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:39Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:37Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:36Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:35Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:31Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:29Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:28Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:27Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:25Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:24Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:23Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:20Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:19Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:15Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:14Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:11Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:10Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:08Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:07Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:06Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:03Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:01Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:59Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:56Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:55Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:53Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:52Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:51Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:50Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:49Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:48Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:47Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:46Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:45Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:43Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:41Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:40Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:39Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:37Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:36Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:35Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:33Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:31Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:27Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:23Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:21Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:20Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:19Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:18Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:16Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:15Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:14Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:13Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:12Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:11Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:10Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:09Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:08Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:07Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:06Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:05Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:03Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:02Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:01Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:59Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:58Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:55Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:51Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:47Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:45Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:43Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:39Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:38Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:36Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:35Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:33Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:32Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:31Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:30Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:29Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:28Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:27Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:26Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:25Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:23Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:22Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:21Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:20Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:19Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:15Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:13Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:12Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:11Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:10Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:07Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:06Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:04Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:03Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:02Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:59Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:58Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:55Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:51Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:50Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:47Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:46Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:45Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:43Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:42Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:40Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:39Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:38Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:36Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:35Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:32Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:31Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:30Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:29Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:28Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:27Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:26Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:25Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:24Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:23Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:22Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:21Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:20Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:19Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:18Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:17Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:15Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:12Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:11Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:09Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:08Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:07Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:05Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:03Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:59Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:58Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:57Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:56Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:55Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:54Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:51Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:47Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:43Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:41Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:39Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:38Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:37Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:36Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:35Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:34Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:31Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:30Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:29Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:28Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:27Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:26Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:25Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:24Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:23Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:22Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:21Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:19Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:18Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:17Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:15Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:14Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:11Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:10Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:09Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:07Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:06Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:04Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:02Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:00Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:59Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:57Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:55Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:53Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:52Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:51Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:50Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:47Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:46Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:43Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:41Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:40Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:39Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:38Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:37Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:36Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:35Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:34Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:33Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:31Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:30Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:27Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:25Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:23Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:19Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:16Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:15Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:12Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:11Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:09Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:08Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:07Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:03Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:02Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:01Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:00Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:59Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:56Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:55Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:54Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:51Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:50Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:49Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:48Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:47Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:46Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:45Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:44Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:43Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:40Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:39Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:38Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:37Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:35Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:34Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:31Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:29Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:27Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:25Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:23Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:22Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:20Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:19Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:17Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:15Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:14Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:13Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:12Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:11Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:09Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:08Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:07Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:06Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:05Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:03Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:02Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:01Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:59Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:58Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:55Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:52Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:49Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:47Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:44Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:43Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:41Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:40Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:39Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:35Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:34Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:31Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:30Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:28Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:27Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:26Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:23Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:19Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:18Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:16Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:15Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:11Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:09Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:07Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:06Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:05Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:04Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:03Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:02Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:01Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:00Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:59Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:58Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:57Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:56Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:55Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:54Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:53Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:52Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:51Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:49Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:47Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:45Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:43Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:42Caption #745

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 3 comments for this caption.

<mypalmike> Great advice we can all use.
<guyPaulo> 
<Carol> I hadn't thought about it, that's probably what it looks like to the kid in the 3rd frame!

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post