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Most Emailed Photos - 06/13/2004 by Kumiho
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Things one doesn't wish to touch:

1.Rasputin's detachable member

2. Red hot lava.

3. Chicks menstration.

4. Anyone's oozing sores.

5. Strange sea mammals that look like distorted versions of one's mother.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> Great advice we can all use.
<guyPaulo> 
<Carol> I hadn't thought about it, that's probably what it looks like to the kid in the 3rd frame!

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