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Most Emailed Photos - 07/18/2004 by superwoman biatch
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Lately, I had been filling a bit bloated and not like my usual self. I tried every diet know to man to get rid of the feeling, but nothing worked.

Hmmm, the last time I felt like my old self had been at this wicked Hustler party where I had gotten waisted off my ASS!

Well, imagine my surprise when I spit out a damn Chinese Shar Pei a couple of months later....I tell 'ya that worked better than any damn A.A. group at stopping my chemical dependency and leg spreading ways!!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<guyPaulo> I don't think your "leg spreading ways" are anything to be ashamed of....

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