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Most Emailed Photos - 12/22/2003 by ElvisThePelvis
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Starscream's ghost seeks a new body and, through the body of Scourge, reactivates Unicron's head.

During a huge battle, all of the "primitive" Transformers are summoned to a planet. An energy creature has been unleashed, and it drains the life energy of all the other Transformers.

A small force of Autobots who were deactivated by Superion rather than infected are rebuilt by the Quintesson. Bumblebee is rebuilt into Goldbug.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<ElvisThePelvis> More than meets the eye!

I used to sit at home and watch transformers and drink vodka. The show was funnier then...it's not so funny now.

<mypalmike> That's funny, I used to sit and watch transformers while drinking vodka too! Of course, I was only 10 years old back then...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hehe, I was 18...but 10 is good too.
<Lauren> My favorite toast (works best with straight-up frozen vodka):

Vodka -- nash vrag, a my yeyo unichtozhaem! ("Vodka is our enemy, so we'll utterly consume it!")

<guyPaulo> Is that Klingon?
<Lauren> Close... it's Russian (remember, we're talking vodka here). But it does sound like Klingon AND the sentiment surely is.
<mypalmike> My favorite drinking song starts out (horribly misspelled German):

Minna mutta het closiete papiel mit blumshen. ("My mother has toilet paper with flowers.")

<guyPaulo> I love those Irish drinking songs myself. "Whiskey in the jar!"
<Lauren> I kind of like the old Irish custom of taking the corpse of a recently deceased buddy out for one last drink. When my grandfather died, my parents, the killjoys, hired security guards to keep an eye on the casket.
<guyPaulo> I certainly want my funeral to be fun instead of some dreary viewing. Take me out for a drink when I die, Lauren.

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