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Most Emailed Photos - 12/22/2003 by ElvisThePelvis
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Starscream's ghost seeks a new body and, through the body of Scourge, reactivates Unicron's head.

During a huge battle, all of the "primitive" Transformers are summoned to a planet. An energy creature has been unleashed, and it drains the life energy of all the other Transformers.

A small force of Autobots who were deactivated by Superion rather than infected are rebuilt by the Quintesson. Bumblebee is rebuilt into Goldbug.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<ElvisThePelvis> More than meets the eye!

I used to sit at home and watch transformers and drink vodka. The show was funnier then...it's not so funny now.

<mypalmike> That's funny, I used to sit and watch transformers while drinking vodka too! Of course, I was only 10 years old back then...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hehe, I was 18...but 10 is good too.
<Lauren> My favorite toast (works best with straight-up frozen vodka):

Vodka -- nash vrag, a my yeyo unichtozhaem! ("Vodka is our enemy, so we'll utterly consume it!")

<guyPaulo> Is that Klingon?
<Lauren> Close... it's Russian (remember, we're talking vodka here). But it does sound like Klingon AND the sentiment surely is.
<mypalmike> My favorite drinking song starts out (horribly misspelled German):

Minna mutta het closiete papiel mit blumshen. ("My mother has toilet paper with flowers.")

<guyPaulo> I love those Irish drinking songs myself. "Whiskey in the jar!"
<Lauren> I kind of like the old Irish custom of taking the corpse of a recently deceased buddy out for one last drink. When my grandfather died, my parents, the killjoys, hired security guards to keep an eye on the casket.
<guyPaulo> I certainly want my funeral to be fun instead of some dreary viewing. Take me out for a drink when I die, Lauren.

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