Most Emailed Photos

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Most Emailed Photos - 03/08/2006

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What is it?

A. A tiny dustmite.
B. A rare white king crab.
C. In your soup.

What is it?

A. A tab of Cosmic Clown blotter acid.
B. A spectrum-shifted photo of Uranus.
C. A speculum-shifted photo of your anus.

What is it?

A. Eddie Van Halen.
B. Ozzy Osbourne.
C. Candice Bergen.

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<JP> It's Candice Bergen shitting in your soup.
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