A. A tiny dustmite. B. A rare white king crab. C. In your soup.
What is it?
A. A tab of Cosmic Clown blotter acid. B. A spectrum-shifted photo of Uranus. C. A speculum-shifted photo of your anus.
What is it?
A. Eddie Van Halen. B. Ozzy Osbourne. C. Candice Bergen.
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Description
The challenge was to take the top 3
most
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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