In certain isolated U.S. counties, high gas prices and Toby Keith are inspiring individuals to try and make their own fossil fuels this summer, so as not to be "outwitted by a bunch uh' rag-heads." |
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Sadly, turtles are not dinosaurs, and a tarp in the back of a pick-up does not equate several million years of heat and pressure. |
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Meanwhile, monkeys are independently learning to operate CD players and other affects of Western civilization. |
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