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Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 05/12/2004 by guyPaulo
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HAIKUS?!?! YOU WANT ME TO WRITE HAIKUS AT A TIME LIKE THIS?!?!?!

Who do I look like; Mr. Miagi? How can I write haikus when gas is up to 3 FRIGGIN' DOLLARS A GALLON and I just bought a new Ford Extinction SUV?!?

Oh, and if gas isn't enough to worry about, THERE'S ALIENS IN MEXIO!
MEXICO, PEOPLE!

We finally find intelligent life in the universe and all it wants to do is drink margaritas and party down in Cancun! ET is doing body shots off a Tijuanian hooker's mommy-jugs! Am I the only one worried here!?!

AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THOSE TRENDY LESBIANS!!!!

It's bad enough that I have to compete with every muscle-bound pretty boy in the bar, but now that EVERY freakin' girl in the club is a bisexual, I HAVE TO COMPETE WITH THE SAME B*TCHES I'M TRYING TO PICK UP! WTF?!?!

YOU WANT ME TO WRITE HAIKUS IN A TIME LIKE THIS?!?!? ARRGGHH!!!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<H. Monkey> GuyPaulo wins the protest vote.
<shininglion> Hee!
<Kumiho> So, guyP, are you also looking for homeowners insurance?
<jordie3> Heehee, trendy lesbians. So true.
<taler> im a libean

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