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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/14/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
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In high school I was quite a dork, president of the computer club, chess club, you name it.

Of course, in college I discovered all manner of psycho-reactive substances. Everyone thought my brain was fried.

But now I work in the pre-crime unit in D.C. and I know what you are doing with your hand right now....
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<JP> I'm using my hand to flip a bird at the thought police.
<Kumiho> Nice movie reference

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