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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/14/2005

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In high school I was quite a dork, president of the computer club, chess club, you name it.

Of course, in college I discovered all manner of psycho-reactive substances. Everyone thought my brain was fried.

But now I work in the pre-crime unit in D.C. and I know what you are doing with your hand right now....

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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