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Most Emailed Photos - 05/06/2004 by apple juice is a verb
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He meets a hooved animal at a party. It asks him for a ride home.

Drunk and a little horny, he obliges.


After a long drive, the animal asks him to stop.

It leans over, gives him a quick lick, then runs off to a nearby stable.


Somewhat confused, the man comes back the next day only to meet the animal's farmer.

"Sure, I remember ol' Bess. Sure was a looker. Sad, though, really ---I reckon it was about a year ago yesterday she got hit by that car..."

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<Carol> Spooky!

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