He meets a hooved animal at a party. It asks him for a ride home.
Drunk and a little horny, he obliges.
After a long drive, the animal asks him to stop.
It leans over, gives him a quick lick, then runs off to a nearby stable.
Somewhat confused, the man comes back the next day only to meet the animal's farmer.
"Sure, I remember ol' Bess. Sure was a looker. Sad, though, really ---I reckon it was about a year ago yesterday she got hit by that car..."
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Description
The challenge was to take the top 3
most
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.