"Al Franken?. Hi. We're the Republicans. We have a mesage from Bill O'Reilly and President Bush.
And when we say 'message', we mean a load of buckshot fired into your whiny, liberal face.
(BLAM!!!)
"WHAT? You polo-playing nancyboys want some of this? Point that finger at Dick 'Mad Dogg' Channey one more time, sunnyboy, and you'll wind up lying in pool of your own brain fluid like 'Stewart Smalley' over there. Bitch."
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most
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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