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Most Emailed Photos - 11/13/2003 by ElvisThePelvis
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Remember guys in your eternal search for a little pussy.

Always look for the beauty within. Because the woman you ignore may be too toung-tied to speak to you.

Or she may be having a bad head day...
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 9 comments for this caption.

<ElvisThePelvis> Ugh, i mispelled tounge :(
<ElvisThePelvis> And misspelled misspelled.
<yoyology> Yes, but you've introduced a new phrase into my lexicon. I'm definitely going to be using "bad head day" at some point in the future.
<Luminaire> And you misspelled tongue again.
<yoyology> Badd spelers untie!
<guyPaulo> Good caption. It never occured to me to use a "pussy" reference on the first caption. Trust elvis to bring it back to the poontang.
<mypalmike> You spelled bad "hair" day wrong.
<ElvisThePelvis> Ugh, tongue and misspelling were wrong, but I meant the bad head day. I mean look at that head.
<Maddog> I win

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