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Most Emailed Photos - 11/13/2003 by ElvisThePelvis
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Remember guys in your eternal search for a little pussy.

Always look for the beauty within. Because the woman you ignore may be too toung-tied to speak to you.

Or she may be having a bad head day...
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<ElvisThePelvis> Ugh, i mispelled tounge :(
<ElvisThePelvis> And misspelled misspelled.
<yoyology> Yes, but you've introduced a new phrase into my lexicon. I'm definitely going to be using "bad head day" at some point in the future.
<Luminaire> And you misspelled tongue again.
<yoyology> Badd spelers untie!
<guyPaulo> Good caption. It never occured to me to use a "pussy" reference on the first caption. Trust elvis to bring it back to the poontang.
<mypalmike> You spelled bad "hair" day wrong.
<ElvisThePelvis> Ugh, tongue and misspelling were wrong, but I meant the bad head day. I mean look at that head.
<Maddog> I win

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